tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post3967414803505107025..comments2023-10-31T05:26:31.789-06:00Comments on Crash Test Dummy Diaries: The Crash Test Dummy goes to church . . .The Crash Test Dummyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-53431730899868538712009-09-01T21:13:06.727-06:002009-09-01T21:13:06.727-06:00Sooo funny and such a great post. Hope you are abl...Sooo funny and such a great post. Hope you are able to NOT get over your culture shock. Keep it up. I lub it!Welcome to the Garden of Eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10132446191608085958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-33480628392650339122009-08-31T19:27:30.963-06:002009-08-31T19:27:30.963-06:00ha ha ha ha ha I am so laughing at Kelly suggesti...ha ha ha ha ha I am so laughing at Kelly suggesting I use the rock climbing wall as an object lesson for my talk. <br /><br />LOLOLOL. Now there's a girl after my own heart. How cool would that be to be playing Eagles and repelling at the same time!The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-57359172263040984502009-08-31T19:10:08.110-06:002009-08-31T19:10:08.110-06:00Ha! Yeah, I'm from NC and have visited Utah on...Ha! Yeah, I'm from NC and have visited Utah once. For three days. If those three days are the measure of time used in the eternities (and yes, I understand the contradiction of that comparison), I can see how the world was created in seven. As for Sunday-my talent is apparently procrastination, and it isn't a hidden talent, so usually I am applying makeup during the 20 minute drive to church(which usually means I end up looking in the mirror for the first time during third hour and realizing that I have one shade of red lipstick on the top lip and another on the bottom because I was trying different shades to see which suited the best); however, in Utah it takes the 'twinkling of an eye' to get to church-no time for makeup. That was my 'naked face' experience. You sound like me during fast and testimony meeting in single's ward. Everyone seems so dead serious, but you don't realize that until it's too late. The Eagles song for the singles ward might have to be 'You Can't Hide Your Lyin' Eyes.' (Not really, but you get the idea.....) Anyway, good luck on your first talk, whenever that comes along-enjoy the lighting, and maybe you can use the rock climbing wall as an object lesson.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12534602761236401559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-48557289082868405632009-08-31T16:36:23.637-06:002009-08-31T16:36:23.637-06:00you would fit right in with my ward.. all the chil...you would fit right in with my ward.. all the children just shout right out. <br /><br />the bishops children<br />"daddy i went pee in my pants" <br /><br />"daddy mom didn't bring cheetos"<br /><br />"daddy i want water" <br /><br />every week they want something from their daddy.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14528596257067813638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-40733045729922170272009-08-31T16:26:14.492-06:002009-08-31T16:26:14.492-06:00Isn't it funny how every church is different. ...Isn't it funny how every church is different. I tend to talk back too. Typically whenever I attend a different church I wind up sitting back taking in all of the traditions before jumping in (half the time you don't know if you are supposed to stand up or kneel, so that IS embarrassing when that happens).Cajohhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17705931109877069830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-8293838924654395912009-08-31T15:16:55.539-06:002009-08-31T15:16:55.539-06:00Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! This is terrible...Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! This is terrible timing for probation, huh Martha? What with teetering on the brink of athletic extinction and all. At least as far as RUMOR has it. <br /><br />Poor poor BYU-H. And poor Martha. Pressure's on, girlfriend! It's up to you to save the athletic program at BYU-H. <br /><br />YOU CAN DO IT!The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-22198075898230867942009-08-31T15:10:54.554-06:002009-08-31T15:10:54.554-06:00Dang your comment box is cutting off all my links....Dang your comment box is cutting off all my links. What's up with that?<br /><br />Just do a google search for <br />NCAA gives BYU-Hawaii 3 years of probation.Marthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09204531744552663314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-13569613062350362102009-08-31T15:08:54.231-06:002009-08-31T15:08:54.231-06:00That link didn't work. Try this one:
http://...That link didn't work. Try this one:<br /><br />http://www.thenewstribune.com/apheadlines/sports/story/859120.htmlMarthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09204531744552663314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-8125319927469697612009-08-31T15:07:44.487-06:002009-08-31T15:07:44.487-06:00Look what came out in the paper last week:
http:/...Look what came out in the paper last week:<br /><br />http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jgw3I7jrBAkIlzRZIcPmHh37es6AD9ABLSO80<br /><br />Guess what the university is doing about this? They are making me double check everything and certify all the athletes. I guess I better do it right. That's a lot of pressure, don't you think? What if I don't know what I'm doing? I better fake it.Marthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09204531744552663314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-27896579249725518382009-08-31T13:06:50.771-06:002009-08-31T13:06:50.771-06:00hellooooooooo Adam Lambert!hellooooooooo Adam Lambert!Sandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01715065229885313761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-72805256508463075922009-08-31T13:06:17.732-06:002009-08-31T13:06:17.732-06:00woohooooooooo your play list is working at my work...woohooooooooo your play list is working at my work! It wouldn't work all last week and I missed it!Sandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01715065229885313761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-1762233503673804792009-08-31T11:05:56.308-06:002009-08-31T11:05:56.308-06:00Can I come to your ward next week???Can I come to your ward next week???AW Cake!https://www.blogger.com/profile/07261792621730991107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-77216191895679631302009-08-31T10:35:50.408-06:002009-08-31T10:35:50.408-06:00Oh maybe so, Sandi about the printing your reply t...Oh maybe so, Sandi about the printing your reply twice. But really, you MUST click on it and listen to it. It's weird-o. <br /><br />I am not going to set Barb up, but I'm going to plant a bug in my niece's ear, who is bff's with Barb, and who is also bff's with my red-headed nephew, being as they are cousins and all. <br /><br />And NO I guess I'm not spiritual enough to feel like I'm being suffocated by a pillow.The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-43152597723693777852009-08-31T10:15:32.689-06:002009-08-31T10:15:32.689-06:00p.s.s. I want to know if you ever managed to achie...p.s.s. I want to know if you ever managed to achieve that "being suffocated by a pillow" feeling? And also I want to know if you are really setting Barbaloot up with te red head???Sandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01715065229885313761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-68416057778816469472009-08-31T10:12:33.351-06:002009-08-31T10:12:33.351-06:00p.s. the reply that gets my vote as the very best,...p.s. the reply that gets my vote as the very best, goes to Martha :)Sandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01715065229885313761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-25227028596470164342009-08-31T10:11:35.607-06:002009-08-31T10:11:35.607-06:00So if you click on the handicap thingy it prints y...So if you click on the handicap thingy it prints youu reply twice?? is that it?/ weird.<br />You guys are all cracking me up today--great post, great replies, I love it!Sandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01715065229885313761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-46062482270038104712009-08-31T09:00:12.747-06:002009-08-31T09:00:12.747-06:00Ha ha Springrose, that would be awesome. I would ...Ha ha Springrose, that would be awesome. I would totally pay more tithing if Sacrament meeting had a broadway musical number. Especially if it was from Spamalot. <br /><br />Oh, and I LOL'd when I read about you telling your kids you were moving to Hawaii. Can't believe they didn't want to go. HA <br /><br />April, ha ha That is funny. Some families move to Utah and get a dog. We get a tramp. And I love my daughter for taking my blog seriously too. She made me cry when I first started because she kept harrassing me about how DUMB it was. <br /><br />Jillybean, congrats on being 18th and 21st. ;) <br /><br />DeNae, I hate being the service project family, but you're probably right. And I was wearing a mumu too so I'm sure that didn't help. <br /><br />Kute Kasey. ha ha I love thinking about Suli sitting in your sacrament meeting trying to digest the news that mainlanders don't talk back. They just robotically go forth to serve. <br /><br />Val, HAHA Now that I've met you, I can totally imagine you standing up and shouting AMEN! and Hallelujah! Oh, that would be a hoot to see you do that. We may not have a beach here to ditch church, but we have lots of chocolate. And you're right about walking distance. I can walk home from church to grab a cookie after sacrament and before I repel off the rock wall during Sunday School. <br /><br />Emily, that's heelarious. I can totally see Mary doing that. ha ha ha <br /><br />Hey, my verifier says glondip. A new kind of dip. That kind of dip that clicks on the little handicap icon next to the word verifier. I tried it at Chiefs request. You all must try it. It's a secret arabic spy code. Seriously. What a smart place to hide it. Who would think to look there.The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-18977875930251723452009-08-31T09:00:12.128-06:002009-08-31T09:00:12.128-06:00Ha ha Springrose, that would be awesome. I would ...Ha ha Springrose, that would be awesome. I would totally pay more tithing if Sacrament meeting had a broadway musical number. Especially if it was from Spamalot. <br /><br />Oh, and I LOL'd when I read about you telling your kids you were moving to Hawaii. Can't believe they didn't want to go. HA <br /><br />April, ha ha That is funny. Some families move to Utah and get a dog. We get a tramp. And I love my daughter for taking my blog seriously too. She made me cry when I first started because she kept harrassing me about how DUMB it was. <br /><br />Jillybean, congrats on being 18th and 21st. ;) <br /><br />DeNae, I hate being the service project family, but you're probably right. And I was wearing a mumu too so I'm sure that didn't help. <br /><br />Kute Kasey. ha ha I love thinking about Suli sitting in your sacrament meeting trying to digest the news that mainlanders don't talk back. They just robotically go forth to serve. <br /><br />Val, HAHA Now that I've met you, I can totally imagine you standing up and shouting AMEN! and Hallelujah! Oh, that would be a hoot to see you do that. We may not have a beach here to ditch church, but we have lots of chocolate. And you're right about walking distance. I can walk home from church to grab a cookie after sacrament and before I repel off the rock wall during Sunday School. <br /><br />Emily, that's heelarious. I can totally see Mary doing that. ha ha ha <br /><br />Hey, my verifier says glondip. A new kind of dip. That kind of dip that clicks on the little handicap icon next to the word verifier. I tried it at Chiefs request. You all must try it. It's a secret arabic spy code. Seriously. What a smart place to hide it. Who would think to look there.The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-73329171443398288782009-08-31T08:28:26.247-06:002009-08-31T08:28:26.247-06:00We visited my FiL ward last month and a family tha...We visited my FiL ward last month and a family that used to be on or off Broadway (never got the accurate story) is in his ward. The hubby gave the musical number, I seriously felt like I was at a performance! I almost clapped!! I asked my hubby if he thought that the Hubby and wife did the musical numbers on a regular basis...Seriously tithing should be more in that ward! They have a broadway show during sacrament meeting!!<br /><br />Love the shout out!springrosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04024229977771280765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-39243280349947732952009-08-31T06:12:57.661-06:002009-08-31T06:12:57.661-06:00Very entertaining. I felt like I was in church for...Very entertaining. I felt like I was in church for the first time in a long time.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15699974259597728052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-4934155963510407672009-08-31T00:15:46.421-06:002009-08-31T00:15:46.421-06:00Do you know what just made me LOL!!! When Martha ...Do you know what just made me LOL!!! When Martha just shortened the word trampoline...and said "I can't believe you got a tramp!" hahahahahaha!!! Now that is funny! The Dummy family moves to Utah and gets a tramp...hahahahahahaha!!!!<br /><br />And I love your daughter for taking your blog seriously!Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05307046011093010582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-448014233280919892009-08-30T23:23:12.105-06:002009-08-30T23:23:12.105-06:00Oh-the answering Good Morning is great! I love tha...Oh-the answering Good Morning is great! I love that you said that:)Barbaloothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01541675474218507411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-52964925344254803362009-08-30T23:11:45.089-06:002009-08-30T23:11:45.089-06:00Apparently I wasn't fast enough at commenting....Apparently I wasn't fast enough at commenting. I was actually twentieth.<br />And twenty-first.Jillybeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12150574987267072428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-89203180698773890172009-08-30T23:09:10.611-06:002009-08-30T23:09:10.611-06:00Hey! I'm eighteenth!
If everyone was asleep i...Hey! I'm eighteenth!<br /><br />If everyone was asleep in your Sacrament meeting today, it must have been High Council Sunday (or as we sometimes refer to it "Dry" council Sunday)<br /><br />Will you be climbing the rock wall next week during Sunday School? We can't do that at our church, because Gospel Doctrine is held in the chapel, and we don't have a rock wall.<br /><br />I spent two years teaching the Sunbeams. TWO YEARS! You should really like teaching Sunbeams because they always talk back when you talk to them. (plus you get to learn all sort of family secrets from them ;0)Jillybeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12150574987267072428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-18472729534064507922009-08-30T23:03:13.468-06:002009-08-30T23:03:13.468-06:00Oh my gosh, I haven't laughed so hard in a lon...Oh my gosh, I haven't laughed so hard in a long, long time. Just thinking about you hollering "GOOD MORNING!" in a Provo ward has me peeing myself as we speak!! I even called my family over and read it to them!<br /><br />I'm sorry you're now considered the service project family, but dang, that's one funny story.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07532225334730948057noreply@blogger.com