tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post4269456558921867198..comments2023-10-31T05:26:31.789-06:00Comments on Crash Test Dummy Diaries: I'm a criminal!The Crash Test Dummyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-15378334858507262412011-04-04T12:32:48.126-06:002011-04-04T12:32:48.126-06:00Yes, Jami, you would go to jail. If it looks like ...Yes, Jami, you would go to jail. If it looks like a flag, smells like a flag, or quacks like a flag, it's a flag. BUSTED! Sorry, Charlie. <br /><br />And hey, tell me the name of your town, in case I come to San Fran in the near future.The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-9064234405420523502011-04-04T11:56:02.106-06:002011-04-04T11:56:02.106-06:00So if I make a rectangular brownie pizza with stra...So if I make a rectangular brownie pizza with strawberries, blueberries and bananas on sweetened cream cheese and it's vaguely flag looking , will I also go to jail? Does it have to be a real flag picture? Can it be flag-ish? Inquiring minds want to know. (Even though I know this was posted days ago and you rarely comment on passe posts.)Jamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11049138813340800745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-61232854319374788972011-04-01T09:23:59.361-06:002011-04-01T09:23:59.361-06:00When I was a teen, tshirts with flags were in, and...When I was a teen, tshirts with flags were in, and it drove my dad NUTS. I guess for the same reason. He seems over it now. I reckon I thought the law changed.I am LoWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01143055801646733494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-61186402544153556622011-03-31T15:24:24.983-06:002011-03-31T15:24:24.983-06:00They should just look on the heart. The Lord looks...They should just look on the heart. The Lord looks on your intent, as it was a good one. You are still a patriot. The proof of that is that you always celebrate every US Holiday with a party and a cake.Marthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09204531744552663314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-36419500986676532212011-03-31T15:05:52.484-06:002011-03-31T15:05:52.484-06:00What? So only Betsy Ross can make flags? He may ...What? So only Betsy Ross can make flags? He may be technically right, but it's, like, 87% nonsensical. And I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the laws governing such things have been updated since he became an expert. I really admire his protection of the flag; not many people are that good at remembering what it stands for. But I have to believe he's a bit out of date, legally speaking.<br /><br />As for Susan's story, I wonder how her stake president felt a couple of conferences ago when Elder Holland quoted from the Apocrypha!<br /><br />I was totally vindicated, myself, cuz I'd been using it in my OT classes for years!<br /><br />(Joseph Smith got permission, BTW. So it's all copascetic.)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07532225334730948057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-33030764502225376172011-03-31T09:47:39.972-06:002011-03-31T09:47:39.972-06:00Thanks for the 411, you learn something new every ...Thanks for the 411, you learn something new every day. Does jail have wireless, because that would make it pretty much perfect.Nutty Hamster Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03140942348874900744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-66550287393871222662011-03-31T08:55:14.126-06:002011-03-31T08:55:14.126-06:00I laughed when I learned about that same law - and...I laughed when I learned about that same law - and then spent the next day at a parade where they were handing out toothpick flags, and had re-created flags out of tissue paper (that got ruined in the rain...)<br /><br />They're gonna have to let you go soon - because 97% of the country is going to need their turn in the clink too if they start enforcing that law.TisforTonyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16666161027683872670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-34149268202314285152011-03-31T08:15:32.017-06:002011-03-31T08:15:32.017-06:00I think they need to rewrite some of those laws an...I think they need to rewrite some of those laws and spring you.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05904475961832992495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-9090747186059284852011-03-31T08:05:52.653-06:002011-03-31T08:05:52.653-06:00So funny! It took a minute or two into his shpeel ...So funny! It took a minute or two into his shpeel for me to realize that the GIANT flag cake that we had been admiring ten minutes earlier was indeed one of these heinous criminal acts that he was so disgusted with! And when I looked over at you and you were sweatin' bullets and giggling at the same time, I just about peed my pants I was laughing so hard :)good times.The Nash'shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09345505036302511751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-15561287308970501512011-03-31T07:28:28.261-06:002011-03-31T07:28:28.261-06:00Do ya need me to smuggle a file in for ya to break...Do ya need me to smuggle a file in for ya to break outta the clink?<br /><br />You poor dummy.Welcome to the Garden of Eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10132446191608085958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-70454537459249978602011-03-31T07:21:13.945-06:002011-03-31T07:21:13.945-06:00That is hilarious.
One time I was asked to speak ...That is hilarious.<br /><br />One time I was asked to speak in Stake conference. The Stake Sunday School president got up before me and gave a talk about how we should never use quotes or stories unless they are from approved church material, i.e. Ensign, an apostle's book, lesson manuals.<br /><br />I stood up after and apologized promptly. My entire talk didn't have a single 'appropriate' quote. <br /><br />Oh well. That cake looks awesome! <br />Somebody should lock those Old Navy people up. They print off shirts with flags every single fourth of July.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10350990574222507082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-20810966407392000482011-03-31T05:50:14.080-06:002011-03-31T05:50:14.080-06:00The cake is beautiful, even if it is against the l...The cake is beautiful, even if it is against the law!Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04665780703000352776noreply@blogger.com