tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post5844772104155137926..comments2023-10-31T05:26:31.789-06:00Comments on Crash Test Dummy Diaries: My Crash ComaThe Crash Test Dummyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comBlogger83125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-63739680376395864612009-01-23T23:17:00.000-07:002009-01-23T23:17:00.000-07:00Wait, I don't even know who I talk smack about. Wh...Wait, I don't even know who I talk smack about. Who is it Kasey?Marthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09204531744552663314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-78141605626639477682009-01-23T19:48:00.000-07:002009-01-23T19:48:00.000-07:00Hey Crash...Crash!!! Crash!!!! quick!!! someone ge...Hey Crash...Crash!!! Crash!!!! quick!!! someone get the smelling salts!!! she fainted from watching my nose stints video!!!! Crash wake up!!!!! are you okay???? I knew I shouldn't have put that video on my blog. It's too dangerous for people with weak stomachs, heart conditions and those who pass out at the drop of a hat!!!<BR/><BR/>p.s. my husband still won't watch it so you are tougher than him. kudos.robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08954710747078671587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-62040121580312261542009-01-23T19:01:00.000-07:002009-01-23T19:01:00.000-07:00Okay, I don't want to be bossy, but everyone's goi...Okay, I don't want to be bossy, but everyone's going to have to stop badmouthing Yo Gabba Gabba because 1) the entire cast and crew just about is in my stake and 2) it is the ONLY thing my toddler will watch and therefore, the SOLE reason for forty minutes of peace and quiet in my dad. Well, minus Brobee's dulcet tones. But I play that sucker back to back everyday and Baby G zones out and I write. Viva the Gabba!Melanie Jacobsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02489615939726209573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-15799110264924399312009-01-23T17:18:00.000-07:002009-01-23T17:18:00.000-07:00Crash if you are prone to fainting then PLEASE do ...Crash if you are prone to fainting then PLEASE do NOT watch the video of nose stints being taken out. Or if you do be sure to be lying down already as the video contains lots of slimy mucus. My eyes popped out of my head when I found this video and realized what was up my nose (I'm trying to forget but the image is burned onto my retinas).<BR/><BR/>Sandi, you should have kept yourself out of the loop on the Yo Gabba Gabba. They aren't worth knowing!!!!<BR/><BR/>Although it is a toss-up between Yo Gabba Gabba and Barney on the annoying meter.robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08954710747078671587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-76219603362366686432009-01-23T13:43:00.000-07:002009-01-23T13:43:00.000-07:00OK got the yo gabba gabba...kind of? now what abou...OK got the yo gabba gabba...kind of? now what about the falafel?<BR/>NICE POST CRASH!! Seriously we should start a chat room because we all want to say what we want to say but we cant all have a blog because we are all already too busy reading yours and shelle's and lo's and aly's and kristina's and swirl's etc.<BR/>HAPPY FRIDAY!<BR/>GO CARDS!<BR/>GLAD YOU LIKED LENO....HAHAHA TOO FUNNY.Sandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01715065229885313761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-90879107379424635672009-01-23T13:32:00.000-07:002009-01-23T13:32:00.000-07:00I fainted the first time I got a tetnus shot too. ...I fainted the first time I got a tetnus shot too. And I fainted when I got my "premarital" exam. ewwwww. <BR/><BR/>I'm okay right now though because I'm laying down. Just plugged the ethernet cable into my ear so we could chat. <BR/><BR/>Lo, you gotta get your peeps out of the closet so I can poke them in the eye and assign them extended family members. <BR/><BR/>ALOHA LO's peeps! Dar, Mom, Gary (Oooh, I hope Gary reads me, he's so cute) Zoe . . . <BR/><BR/>Cool story about Biden. So in-character. I cracked up watching Jay Leno last night. Poor Obama has that same look on his face that my husband always get whenever we're at a party and I drink too much Code Red. <BR/><BR/>And yes, LO was one of my original peeps, along with Jami and Funny Farmer. Lo, I still remember your first comment. You were like, "Wait! Are you funny, or do you think big thoughts? DECIDE already!" <BR/><BR/>And Jami was my very first comment. I got so excited I started screaming like a raving lunatic through the house. My daughter said something really rude like "What a lam-o, loser mom. Blogging is for the bored and stupid people. And I cried and that's when I came out of the closet about being a writer and she felt really bad because I guilt tripped her. <BR/><BR/>J/K. I can't afford a guilt trip with this economy. <BR/><BR/>OMGOODNESS. What was I saying?<BR/><BR/>Shelle, You are so right about the comment box. Like John Mayer always says, SOMETHING's MISSING! It was like a Twilight Zone episode. <BR/><BR/>And my mom always said that about burning the candle at both ends too. Fancy. Oh, well, DUH! My mom is virtually your mom. <BR/><BR/>Oh, T is so cute (and glamorous). T are you that glamorous in real life? <BR/><BR/>Me too. <BR/><BR/>Everyone, let's go read T's dreams. She's really the Jan Brady in the family. Lo, is more the Marsha. <BR/><BR/>Hi Swirl, Hi Georgie. Thanks for the award Emily. <BR/><BR/>And Sandi, Yo Gabba Gabba is the most idiotical show every filmed. I shake my head and say "OH GAD" that whole time. STUPID STUPID STUPID. <BR/><BR/>I would go so far as to say I HATE YO GABBA GABBA! <BR/><BR/>HATE HATE HATE It! <BR/><BR/>oh, sorry. Didn't mean to scare you with my pent up rage. <BR/><BR/>Okay, well, I'm just going to count this as my post for the day, okay. <BR/><BR/>Aloha oe everyone.The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-19965301447821325192009-01-23T13:12:00.000-07:002009-01-23T13:12:00.000-07:00Oooooh Robin, I'm faint of heart. I'm faint of mi...Oooooh Robin, I'm faint of heart. I'm faint of mind. I'm faint of body and soul and spirit. I can't take things that make me faint, in other words. <BR/><BR/>Once I fainted at Ricks College during Miracle of Life. I rushed to the bathroom but woke up on the floor with a busted up chin and a chipped tooth. <BR/><BR/>True story. <BR/><BR/>I also fainted the first time I used a . . . well . . . the first time I inserted a . . . well . . . an aparatus that helps when you're on your comma, not your elipses. <BR/><BR/>And I fainted while I was teaching class. I was pregnant with my twins at the time. I was giving a quiz and I started feeling it coming on so I said, excuse me one moment . . . I stepped outside the door and passed out cold. I woke up next to the garbage can in the main hallway at BYU-H<BR/><BR/>True story. <BR/><BR/>I'll be back to tell more true stories after I go lie down for a moment. I'm feeling dizzy.The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-64218206190052272192009-01-23T13:07:00.000-07:002009-01-23T13:07:00.000-07:00Crash, hope your son feels better soon. Strep gra...Crash, hope your son feels better soon. Strep graced my throat a couple of weeks ago and only took 2 rounds of antibiotics to request it to leave. <BR/><BR/>Now I'm fascinated with all things nose related...did you see my awesome nose stint removal video??? destined to be a classic!!! (the video is not OF me... it is just a representation of what will be done TO me on Monday) ***WARNING*** not for the faint of heart.robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08954710747078671587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-40312723636205627422009-01-23T12:45:00.000-07:002009-01-23T12:45:00.000-07:00Crash! I gave you an award on my site today! Total...Crash! I gave you an award on my site today! Totally hope to meet you in person someday (like maybe August 11, 2009!!)Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14307488368657585482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-14303963370999999672009-01-23T10:20:00.000-07:002009-01-23T10:20:00.000-07:00I missed the whole DANG party!!?!? what the?? that...I missed the whole DANG party!!?!? <BR/>what the?? that's what I get for tucking the kids in bed last night!LBBlumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06796000050716615198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-67988245720426271532009-01-23T09:33:00.000-07:002009-01-23T09:33:00.000-07:00geesh I am late again...all the fun stuffs happens...geesh I am late again...all the fun stuffs happens when i am not here it is a conspiracy or a family reunion(which is kinda like a conspiracy)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13755834803574964576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-40879426929833278302009-01-23T08:28:00.000-07:002009-01-23T08:28:00.000-07:00I still don't know what Yo Gabba Gabba is- and I'm...I still don't know what Yo Gabba Gabba is- and I'm also wondering about falafel?Sandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01715065229885313761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-3767380923191954872009-01-23T07:56:00.000-07:002009-01-23T07:56:00.000-07:00So glad Kritta reminded me I'm supposed to get the...So glad Kritta reminded me I'm supposed to get the oil changed!<BR/><BR/>I posted about dreams this morning - now I just look like a copycat... but yours are so much more interesting than mine... even if I have to piece them together from a bunch of comments because you won't share anymore! (how many times do I have to learn that I miss out on so much when I spend the evening with my family, and sleeping...)<BR/><BR/>And I think I'd just throw a cup of that nasty hot cocoa at Yo Gabba Gabba and crew and be done with it all.TisforTonyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16666161027683872670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-69380394708149218042009-01-23T07:23:00.000-07:002009-01-23T07:23:00.000-07:00OHMYGOSH...my last comment was 69...totally fittin...OHMYGOSH...my last comment was 69...totally fitting for me and my reputation now...don't you think?<BR/><BR/>:)Shelle-BlokThoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05118555873275829720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-39048983251539671842009-01-23T07:22:00.000-07:002009-01-23T07:22:00.000-07:00I was reading all the comments and then half way d...I was reading all the comments and then half way down I realized I have NO idea what you are talking about...even though I was reading the comments in sequential order...it was like comments were missing...<BR/><BR/>The Smurfette was first again...oh how I love mocking her...she must have like a phone that has her reader and she gets PINGED when a new post hits her reader or something? i need me one of those phones!<BR/><BR/>Crash...I'm sorry you crashed...it's a bummer but I'm sure your body IS telling you something...my mom use to say, "Your burning the Candle at both ends" so I am saying that to you...because it HAS to be hard to be a witty, fun, intelligent BYU Hawaii teacher AND BLOG Across American...<BR/><BR/>I'm sure you wish sometimes that there were TWO of you...hey wait, there ARE two of you...ME. Would you like me to teach for you?<BR/><BR/>I suck at grammar...but I'm way good at the blogging etiquette...I could teach them that. It is the way of the world now, its better that they know now rather then later...I'm sure it will help them in the future?<BR/><BR/>You WERE always the dainter one...with language that is. But I am very CURIOUS to hear about your dream...<BR/><BR/>Does that mean you ONLY have uncontrollable BODILY functions in your Dreams? Instead of in Real Life?<BR/><BR/>something to think about<BR/><BR/>Until laters...Shelle-BlokThoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05118555873275829720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-21882936307717723532009-01-23T06:14:00.000-07:002009-01-23T06:14:00.000-07:00Crash- the Jack and Diane doesn't sound like John ...Crash- the Jack and Diane doesn't sound like John COugar Mellencamp either. But it says it's him. But it's okay, I am stuck on listening to Iz over and over and over anyways.I am LoWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01143055801646733494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-22850483848558113482009-01-23T06:12:00.000-07:002009-01-23T06:12:00.000-07:00Kritta- I'm here (and I am Jan Brady, always forgo...Kritta- I'm here (and I am Jan Brady, always forgotten about, always left out) and unrelated to anyone in this comment box. Although I believe I have lots of peeps that are lurking here. And I am related to lots of peeps, just not these here peeps.<BR/><BR/>But I have been a follower of Crash since the beginning. She is my Pioneer Woman and I am her Hyacinth. (Crash doesn't know though, so keep that on the DL)I knew her blog before her blog hit the big time. :)<BR/><BR/>About Biden- do you guys know my wittle baby sister used to work at the Capitol as an elevator button pusher for the Senate? Or in other words- her job was to see to it that the Senate got to where they needed to go?<BR/><BR/>AND she said Biden was one funny fella. He would always be running late with his hair sopping wet (like, right out of the shower) and he would always give my sister an excuse as to why he was running late. Isn't that cute? Like he needs to explain to the elevator operator. haha! And it was usually, "My workout ran late."<BR/><BR/>Ah, the stories she had. The people she met. We were so sad when she got another job.....I am LoWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01143055801646733494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-1751070351570550422009-01-23T03:44:00.000-07:002009-01-23T03:44:00.000-07:00That is quite the story, so Im pretty sure that ma...That is quite the story, so Im pretty sure that makes us cousins somehow right? My first kiss story is also very sad and lamo like my moms I think us small town arizona girls are destined to have not so romantical first kisses.kasey kaufusihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04571851528507456389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-35299571455306995842009-01-23T03:22:00.000-07:002009-01-23T03:22:00.000-07:00So, I'm just up past midnight prepping for my Haml...So, I'm just up past midnight prepping for my Hamlet lecture tomorrow and listening to my playlist and Bohemian Rhapsody comes on. And EEEEEEK! That is NOT Queen. That was awful. EWwww why didn't anyone tell me how horrible it was. <BR/><BR/>So I changed it!!!! Sigh. Sorry to put you through that. <BR/><BR/>So Kritta, now your songs are track 39 and 40.The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-52307845240639142302009-01-23T02:39:00.000-07:002009-01-23T02:39:00.000-07:00Jami, can't wait to hear about Jerry Springer. An...Jami, can't wait to hear about Jerry Springer. And I think I finally got that eve joke. I'm a little slow tonight. Been reading too much Shakespeare so I'm way over you guys's heads tonight. <BR/><BR/>And you're right about the celery, but the rest is true.<BR/><BR/>Kritta, I added a few songs for you. Track 40 and 41The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-42665711476156139092009-01-23T02:14:00.000-07:002009-01-23T02:14:00.000-07:00Oh and Haynsy needs a poke in the eye! YAY! I lo...Oh and Haynsy needs a poke in the eye! YAY! <BR/><BR/>I loved your high priests joke. That was classic. ha ha ha haa<BR/><BR/>Did everyone see Haynsy's high priest joke! <BR/><BR/>Relief Society kicks booty on High Priests!The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-17343488148849383442009-01-23T02:12:00.000-07:002009-01-23T02:12:00.000-07:00Okay, I'm ROFLOL at Kritta. Hee hee You are so c...Okay, I'm ROFLOL at Kritta. Hee hee You are so cute Kritta. I may not have LOL'd if I hadn't just watched Jay Leno and The Office. <BR/><BR/>Mar is my daughter's hoity toity English teacher and Dar . . . well, I don't know Dar. But Dar knows Mar and Mar knows Co. Oh, and Co is Dar's aunt. <BR/><BR/>Yea, everyone is related to someone in this comment box. <BR/><BR/>Except you. <BR/><BR/>hee hee. But YOU are part of Crash -n- friends so that means YOU are part of the Dummy Ohana! <BR/><BR/>Welcome to the Family! <BR/><BR/>I just came to tell Nevada and April that I get your What's up Wallace and Hillary Swank jokes now that I watched the OFFICE. I loved seeing Michael Scott in an ethical dilemma of Lord of the Rings proportions.<BR/><BR/>And Sandi, you were right, Leno was heeeelarious. I loved the clip where Biden pokes Chief Justice Roberts in the eye and Obama's body language is like OH nO YOU DON'T Cowboy! I saw that yesterday and loved it. So glad my husband got to see it too. Biden is quite the bafoon. <BR/><BR/>Just saying.The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-32438783662827724922009-01-23T01:33:00.000-07:002009-01-23T01:33:00.000-07:00Alright kids, Crash has gotta go print off paper f...Alright kids, Crash has gotta go print off paper for her daughter that somehow knows Mar?<BR/><BR/>What the what??<BR/><BR/>Am I the only one that isn't in someway connected to someone in the comment box???<BR/><BR/>Crash I think you need a post about how you know all your followers....just so I can keep things straight in here.Kritta22https://www.blogger.com/profile/04360416504582862662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-19722086175725156292009-01-23T01:19:00.000-07:002009-01-23T01:19:00.000-07:00I will give my Jerry Springer story tomorrow. I'm ...I will give my Jerry Springer story tomorrow. I'm too wiped out by the drama today. Sorry for being confusing. <BR/><BR/>But really. Celery? You're making that up.Jamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11049138813340800745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-47682320147159796882009-01-23T01:14:00.000-07:002009-01-23T01:14:00.000-07:00Oh Dar is short for Damaris. I call her Dar becau...Oh Dar is short for Damaris. I call her Dar because I don't want to call her the D word.The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.com