tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post7764276277705734587..comments2023-10-31T05:26:31.789-06:00Comments on Crash Test Dummy Diaries: Gad is watching us . . .The Crash Test Dummyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-70257601479102915602009-08-26T10:05:10.429-06:002009-08-26T10:05:10.429-06:00Your posts are some of the funniest things I have ...Your posts are some of the funniest things I have ever read! I laugh out loud every time!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18042442483517362687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-55595776482376453472009-08-26T09:07:45.073-06:002009-08-26T09:07:45.073-06:00Oh Sandi, I have already thought of that. And I...Oh Sandi, I have already thought of that. And I've already scheduled a moment of silence for KK and Suli. <br /><br />WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! <br /><br />Wil was actually in Suli's class. And I never gave Wil swirly cupcakes. <br /><br />Sniff. I miss Wil and Suli. <br /><br />But YES, let's partay like it's 1999. In St. George. In September sometime. K? K? K? <br /><br />(Kute Kasey's initials. he he he).The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-62976385506955339462009-08-26T09:02:21.680-06:002009-08-26T09:02:21.680-06:00So, when you go to St. George you must let me know...So, when you go to St. George you must let me know. Because I am so going to helk, so I might as well party like it's 1999 right? So hmm.. i think Martha mentioned that Wils wedding is 12/19. Same day as KK's, you will just have to have a moment of silence while you are there to think about the fact that you SHOULD be at the Kona temple instead!Sandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01715065229885313761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-42144672857332833772009-08-26T07:31:28.481-06:002009-08-26T07:31:28.481-06:00Oh my goodness, Martha, what bad timing for Adam t...Oh my goodness, Martha, what bad timing for Adam to break a bone in his wrist--right after Alan leaves. How could Murphy do that to you? My apologies. I can't imagine how stressed and backed up the Health Center is now. I hope they hire Tom. What a blessing that would be for him. Ain't it weird how things work out sometimes. Oh, and YES, I am totally going to Wil's wedding. In fact, last night at Tatum's soccer game I met his fiance's club coach. Such a small world in Utah. <br /><br />April, ha ha ha You are so quick. You too Mariko. LOL I lub it. I am coming visiting teaching today. I hope you guys need salt and honey. <br /><br />Rebecca, I TOTALLY remember you and your brother. Of course I do. How could I forget all those lemon meringue pies? Oh my goodness, HOW DID you find me? How crazy weird to think you've been having bladder trouble at my expense. <br /><br />T, I lub the party in helk idea. As soon as we get more settled, I'm coming to St. George. Come helk or highwater. <br /><br />Glora, welcome to the partay! Feel free to post in my comment box any time. <br /><br />Hi Debbie! I don't any rubber soled shoes. I'm just going to take my chances.The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-27315091755906891132009-08-25T23:41:08.520-06:002009-08-25T23:41:08.520-06:00Ok, I looked it up and it's actually the bone ...Ok, I looked it up and it's actually the bone in the arm called the ulna (which isn't even long, is it) at the very top where it meats the wrist and comes to a point like a hook. I knew you had to know which bone it was.Marthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09204531744552663314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-14764684614557115372009-08-25T23:34:36.046-06:002009-08-25T23:34:36.046-06:00Dang, we actually had to get an x ray at the hospi...Dang, we actually had to get an x ray at the hospital and make an appointment with doc at the Health Center. We had to wait forever, because Al's not there, and they are all going to helk without him. <br /><br />Anywho, Adam broke something in his wrist that's shaped like a hook. I can't remember the name of the bone because there's a lot of bones in wrists and it was something long. I guess he won't be dirtbiking for a few weeks. <br /><br />I asked Esther how the Health Center was without Al and she said it was awful and she does not want to talk about it. The front desk ladies all asked me if I heard from you, and I said yes, and they are pretty much still crying over there.Marthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09204531744552663314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-62603236898310231792009-08-25T23:13:08.951-06:002009-08-25T23:13:08.951-06:00I'm going to helk. Cause I live in Utah AND I...I'm going to helk. Cause I live in Utah AND I didn't go to the dedication. I was too tired from working all week. I read a book instead (and not even a church book). Ba dum bum.Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05307046011093010582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-84156000106927367062009-08-25T21:59:37.989-06:002009-08-25T21:59:37.989-06:00Ok, Crash, I know who you are, and you might remem...Ok, Crash, I know who you are, and you might remember who I am but you might not...your hubs and my brother were good friends in HS (Greg G.)...I have been reading your blog for a little while now and I just can't sit in silence any longer. You make me laugh SO MUCH, I can barely hold my bladder sometimes! I actually used to live about 4 doors down from your MIL with my bro (Greg) but I don't live there anymore although he still does. <br /><br />Anyway, I just couldn't sit and remain hidden any longer without letting you know how funny you really are and what a smile you bring to my face!! Thanks for that!<br />RebeccaRebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07423002304029360742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-90883491998426900992009-08-25T21:54:58.988-06:002009-08-25T21:54:58.988-06:00I was totally enjoying the Sunday Morning Rain (bu...I was totally enjoying the Sunday Morning Rain (but I went to the afternoon dedication) because we NEVER get that kind of fun rain here!<br /><br />Let's plan a fun party in helk :) it'll be quite the crowd!TisforTonyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16666161027683872670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-67706383317770482262009-08-25T21:36:03.782-06:002009-08-25T21:36:03.782-06:00I was totally reading that "Dorky wedges"...I was totally reading that "Dorky wedges" and nodding my head. <br />*ba dum bum!<br /><br />Isn't it weird how here you're a super duper good Mormon and there you're the kind that gets "looks"?<br /><br />Hawaii is so going to helk in a handbasket. With no food storage to boot.Marikohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01110357429393082121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-69401777146855478702009-08-25T20:16:28.473-06:002009-08-25T20:16:28.473-06:00Okay, do you know me? No. Is it better that way? ...Okay, do you know me? No. Is it better that way? Probably. Do I regularly click my way to blogs around the universe? Yea. Do I feel bad about it? Nope.<br /><br />Anyway, all of y'all (Crash Dummy and everybody who's left a comment) just have to know how impressed I am - I had no idea persons of the Utah variety could make me laugh out loud, snort even. I thought that only happened here, in the place where He REALLY lives, home of "hey, y'all watch this".<br /><br />Just so you know, I would've High-fived you back, had I been your RS president. But wait a minute, that won't ever happen - because why? Because I don't live in Utah? Noooo, because to be a RS president, you have to be nice and, um, well, I'll put it this way - when I took the "Which Steel Magnolia's Character are you?" test on Facebook, I came out as Ouiser. 'Nuff said.<br /><br />Anyway, sorry that I've left a comment longer than your post, but it was too good not to comment on.<br /><br />P.S. Just so ya know, I had a close encounter of the scary kind myself, while sitting on the organ bench a couple of weeks ago. I was in church, but I was laughing, and next thing I know, the lightning/thunder shows its stuff big time. Yowzers.Mamafamiliashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04642279230675116567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-27727825388362479332009-08-25T18:44:22.795-06:002009-08-25T18:44:22.795-06:00You are too funny to be legal! Hope you enjoyed yo...You are too funny to be legal! Hope you enjoyed your Sabbath! ...and your Crunch Berries.<br />verification word: fubsongWelcome to the Garden of Eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10132446191608085958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-89066030809400086292009-08-25T16:20:49.749-06:002009-08-25T16:20:49.749-06:00Maratha, I am so sorry you have lost access to you...Maratha, I am so sorry you have lost access to your free heath care. That is just adding insult to injury. You can always just call. That's what I have to do with my brother. Of course diagnosing over the phone is rather difficult.Nutty Hamster Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03140942348874900744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-26762914185566336732009-08-25T15:38:53.429-06:002009-08-25T15:38:53.429-06:00I just had an "ah ha" moment. There'...I just had an "ah ha" moment. There's this soccer player kid from England in my tennis class. Guess what his name is: Yep, Will. He's a good tennis player too, and we got to talking and I remembered he was on your blog way back when. He's getting married in Salt Lake, Dec. 19th. You should go. He wants your blog address so I'm going to send it.<br /><br />They are painting our temple white again and when it's done Gad will come back to Hawaii. It's not grey anymore. <br /><br />Were you able to get those pictures off my picasa web album that I sent you? You never said.<br /><br />Adam did a jump and wiped out on his dirt bike and hurt his wrist. Could Al come over and look at it please?Marthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09204531744552663314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-32071595176741144802009-08-25T12:49:07.094-06:002009-08-25T12:49:07.094-06:00Yes back from Spain and Italy. I can verify that t...Yes back from Spain and Italy. I can verify that the Gad of Utah was not in Barcelona at the topless beaches. (but it was heavenly)Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15699974259597728052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-39445456683800224562009-08-25T12:37:12.961-06:002009-08-25T12:37:12.961-06:00Crash- I worked on the Sabbath when I went to BYU....Crash- I worked on the Sabbath when I went to BYU. My employer? BYU. You figure that one out.<br /><br />But, ya, I'm going to helk. See you there.MakingChangeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08174581407180710720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-53502787539470622602009-08-25T09:51:18.270-06:002009-08-25T09:51:18.270-06:00I hope you're wearing rubber soled shoes cause...I hope you're wearing rubber soled shoes cause you're so gonna get struck with lightning. <br /><br />I was laughing, good post!Cranberryfrieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04384164423414892482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-29988940079325372872009-08-25T09:36:39.564-06:002009-08-25T09:36:39.564-06:00Youngblood, YOU are going to helk, girlfriend. Wo...Youngblood, YOU are going to helk, girlfriend. Working on the sabbath????? <br /><br />Sandi, congrats on being 2nd. But that really freaked me out how your profile pic morphed between your first and second comment. I can't wait to see what it looks like on your next comment. <br /><br />Iwa, about the truth thing, hmmmm, that's complicated. I honestly don't know. I guess I would say YES, as far as I am translated correctly. <br />And how HEE HEELarious that THAT kid found your front door. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha<br /><br />Stephen, so happy to see you here again. Are you back from Spain? <br /><br />HI LOW! <br /><br />Ha ha Amber. That was a good one. <br /><br />Melanie J, HA, you crack me up. Next time you're up at 5 a.m. can I come knock off the liquor store with you. I need some cash for my red front loaders. We priced them yesterday and my hub laughed in my face. <br /><br />I promise I will pay tithing on them. <br /><br />Nutty Hamster Chick, ha ha ha ha Trust you to look on the upside, even of evil thoughts. I'm so happy I can help the farmers out. <br /><br />That is so crazy about the welfare thing. I'm thinking that perhaps in Utah people don't fess up when they need welfare help for their prescription drug addictions because Gad is watching.The Crash Test Dummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16893801583172018597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-61295138392789453042009-08-25T09:15:02.842-06:002009-08-25T09:15:02.842-06:00YOU crack me...welcome to Utah!YOU crack me...welcome to Utah!Mirandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01575947732627897613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-66205392843970703102009-08-25T09:05:53.035-06:002009-08-25T09:05:53.035-06:00Well of course He lives in Utah! A if there's ...Well of course He lives in Utah! A if there's any other place.Barbaloothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01541675474218507411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-73870685228004534992009-08-25T07:29:21.074-06:002009-08-25T07:29:21.074-06:00Melanie, if you didn't live in Utah when you w...Melanie, if you didn't live in Utah when you wake up at 5 am you drive your kids to seminary. Just sayin.<br /><br />Crash I bet all the Farmers in Utah Valley are awfully glad you moved there, perhaps you can end the drought. There's an upside to everything you know, even evil thinking.<br /><br />And I love Sunday evenings in Utah when you see cute little families all go for cute little walks or a bike rides. That never happens in Vegas.<br /><br />And you know those RS sisters were wearing their poker faces. <br /><br /> Of course I once attended a training session in Salt Lake for Relief Society. I was sitting next to a president from Orem. She had the audacity to tell me that she only had one welfare case in her ward. I wanted to say "Shut up" or "Get OUT". When I was pres in Vegas, I would write 3 to 4 food orders a week. Not to mention the time I had to drive a lady and her kids to a homeless shelter because she had been evicted and the ward had decided that her drug habits could no longer be subsidized. Holy living in a bubble Batman. So maybe it is not so bad for your presidency and they are just glad they are not in the nursery.Nutty Hamster Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03140942348874900744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-39943069602704495982009-08-25T07:09:49.010-06:002009-08-25T07:09:49.010-06:00Okay, Amber Lynae's comment was funny.
Anyway...Okay, Amber Lynae's comment was funny.<br /><br />Anyway, sorry about the white out shower. It doesn't work that way around here. Instead, you wake up at 5 a.m. for no reason (like today) and then you wonder to yourself why you're awake. So then you try to figure out if there's a reason after all and probe your conscience to see if you forgot something bad you did, like giving a cashier the stink eye or something. And although you're pretty sure you've more or less been a good girl, you will still be awake and think that maybe that awake-for-no-reason time might at least be productive if you were to spend it knocking off liquor stores. I mean, why not? Their cash drawers are full of the wages of sin and all. If I stole it, at least I could pay tithing on it, know what I'm saying?Melanie Jacobsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02489615939726209573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-64488296022213729362009-08-25T06:34:10.240-06:002009-08-25T06:34:10.240-06:00Wow Utah people are lucky, or maybe it is just you...Wow Utah people are lucky, or maybe it is just you. If you are drenched in white out every time you make a less than Utah decision, does that mean that although your decisions be as dark as crimson they are instantly as white as snow?Amber Lynaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16890268873178010212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-16452755502100330342009-08-25T06:29:08.420-06:002009-08-25T06:29:08.420-06:00he he he!!!! Welcome back home, eh?? ;-)he he he!!!! Welcome back home, eh?? ;-)I am LoWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01143055801646733494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3946400564585392549.post-78375997677839037562009-08-25T06:15:05.811-06:002009-08-25T06:15:05.811-06:00Clever and funny! This is where a cynic could say ...Clever and funny! This is where a cynic could say all sorts of thought provoking stuff, but I will just say I enjoyed the visual picture you painted with your words.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15699974259597728052noreply@blogger.com