Warning: NOT the best choice of words to use in front of your teenagers, even if you are merely trying to find an explanation as to why your dog might be in love with your 15-year-old son.
"Maybe you are exuding a hormone," I said.
Try saying that three times fast: excuding a hormone, excuding a hormone, exuding a hormone . . .
"STOP saying EXUDING a HORMONE!" My fifteen-year-old finally shouted from his position atop the table.
Not a great photo since I was understandably LMFAO (laughing my friggin' arse off) at the time I snapped it.
Lulu is in heat, btw.
Later, after we put Lulu outside and stopped laughing and finished homework and put groceries away, we all took a deep breath and settled into a comfortable silence on the couch.
"What does excuding a Hormone mean?" asked my thirteen-year-old.
P.S. I found some photographic evidence of Martha's magic earrings after the state championship celebration.
MAHALO Martha! Too bad your name wasn't in the paper for your contribution to the big win.