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Monday, June 20, 2011

Raise your hand if you want to poke Bentley's eyeballs out!

Okay, I'm just going to say it. I'm addicted to The Bachelorette! AAAAAAAHHH! I pinky promise I've never watched any of the other seasons. I've thumbed my nose at all of them like a good little hoity toity snobbity snob snob!


But now I'm hooked, lined, and sinkered because Ashley is so dang dumb!!!!


Bentley??? Are you serious?????


COME ON, Ashley!! Don't be a ding dong!


Avon's calling, Ashley! That's alls I'm sayin'.


But Bentley's not the only one playing poor Ashley. Why don't the producers just show her all the footage of Bentley saying that he's just not that into her? That he can't wait to make her cry. And that he hopes his hair looks okay while he's bringing her to tears.


SHOW HER THE FOOTAGE!!!!


Grrrrrrrrrrrr . . .


It's the same feeling I get when I'm watching those Feed The Children in Africa commercials.


"Don't just stand there filming all the starving children!" I shake my fists at the t.v. "Give them some freakin' food!"


Am I right, or am I right?


Throw a dog a bone! That's what I always say! Especially if that dog is in love with the biggest meanie bo beanie in the entire state of Utah! Besides that kid who barked at me in 7th grade.



See this is why I NEVER watch The Bachelorette.





P.S. I'm rooting for Ben F., how 'bout you? Huh? Huh? Huh?

8 comments:

Barbaloot said...

I definitely used to watch this with your sister-in-law and I loved it! Also, I think Ben F. is darling. Kind of love him. But I like JP a little more.

Jillybean said...

This is why I stopped watching this show.

Stephen said...

I say bring Bentley back as the bachelor. I think he is the star of the show and it would be a big hit. Have him date some sexy women, but no touching allowed. Drive him insane with desire and let him suffer. I think a lot of people would enjoy that show. Then bring in the husband from sister wives as a weekly consultant to give him advice.

Ashley Nash said...

3 cheers for Bachelorette! I love it :) It makes my dull mondays full of excitement!hehe. I am with you---show her the FOOTAGE! I am rooting for Ben F. but there is something about J.P....I haven't quite decided. Ames lookes like they brought to life a character from Disneys animated Hercules. What is up with that guy??

The Crash Test Dummy said...

I like J.P. too!!! He's my 2nd fav. He and Ben are the only ones that seem sincerely into Ashley.

Ha ha ha ha ha about Ames. True that. I felt so sorry for him getting the bajeebies beaten out of him last night. But he never changed facial expressions. ha ha

Stephen I think you're on to something. Maybe Bentley could choose his top 3 contestants to wed. hee hee

Ashley, I have the funniest pictures of you from camp. LOL. You were the star!

CaJoh said...

I think it's more like watching the violence on the evening news. You just can't turn away.

I think I got disgusted at Ashley and lost interest fast. I also hate how the producers seem to give you the entire season in the previews for up coming weeks.

Wonder Woman said...

At the beginning of the season, I wasn't even sure if I was going to watch because (like Bentley) I just wasn't that into Ashley. Then I got hooked, just like I do every season. I couldn't believe she liked Bentley so much, after Michelle warned her about him. (Seriously. Between her and Bentley, Utah has a HORRIBLE Bachelor name!!!!) Then when he left with a "dot, dot, dot..." I almost threw my shoe at the TV. JERK. WAD.

Then when Ashley took William's word at that other guy thinking about online dating....Ashley's pretty dumb.

But I hope she finds the closure she needs and can move on. I like Ben F. I think she and Ames have a good connection, too. And is it just me, or do Ben F. and Constantine look almost identical?

The Crash Test Dummy said...

They do look almost identical!

We should do a psychological study on Ashley in the name women everywhere.

Why did she give a rose to Constantine after he basically told her he's not into her yet. And why did she give a rose to William after he ROASTED her and made her sob. And WHY WHY WHY did she fall so hard for Bentley after she was warned that he was going to leave and was only on the show to promote his business?

And now she can't stop thinking about him.

It's like she's a huge magnet, attracting to herself the things that will feed her deepest insecurities.

It's fascinating.

Wonder Woman, I thought that was weird how she reacted so quickly on William's allegations, rather than think it through and discuss it with Ben. She redeemed herself when she gave Willam the boot though. HA!

Is it just me or does it seem like the guys just aren't that into her. I've neve watched it before so maybe that's how it always is, or maybe it's her insecurities that is turning them all off.