You know you're getting old when your youngest child lifts up his arm and asks you to help him count his armpit hair.
And then you get a text from your other youngest child and his signature line reads "I love the ladies."
As if that weren't bad enough, you have to wear your magnifying glasses to read it.
You're really not cool enough to text if you have to wear magnifying glasses. Am I right, or am I right?
You also know you're getting old when you don't remember that your son with the armpit hair is supposed to give a talk in church at 9:00 a.m. until Saturday night at 11:48 p.m.
Only you also forgot to factor in Daylight Savings so it's actually 12:48 p.m.
Oops. Gotsta go, peeps!
P.S. You also know you're getting old when you forget to title your posts before you hit publish!