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Saturday, March 12, 2011

You know you're getting old when your youngest child lifts up his arm and asks you to help him count his armpit hair.


And then you get a text from your other youngest child and his signature line reads "I love the ladies."


Sigh!


As if that weren't bad enough, you have to wear your magnifying glasses to read it.


You're really not cool enough to text if you have to wear magnifying glasses. Am I right, or am I right?


You also know you're getting old when you don't remember that your son with the armpit hair is supposed to give a talk in church at 9:00 a.m. until Saturday night at 11:48 p.m.


Only you also forgot to factor in Daylight Savings so it's actually 12:48 p.m.


Oops. Gotsta go, peeps!




P.S. You also know you're getting old when you forget to title your posts before you hit publish!

10 comments:

OldBoatGuy said...

Are you bragging or complaining?

OldBoatGuy said...

Yea, you must be getting old. You posted at 9:47 PM on Saturday, yet you said it ws 11:48 PM! And with daylight savings time that put it 12:48 AM, not PM!

I'm a little worried about you. Hee Hee

OldBoatGuy said...

But maybey it's BLOGSPOT. Right now it is 8:02 AM daylight, but it says you posted 6 hours ago, which would put it 2 AM. And it said I posted at 3:59 AM, when it was actually 7:59 AM

So I think your OK afterall.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Old Boat Guy, I think you're getting old too. hee hee

So happy to see you again! I have missed you.

The time is off because my computer refuses to change from Hawaii time. ;)

Stubborn computer.

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

Well you can hardly blame the computer.

katie said...

i hate getting old...SO BAD so i feel your pain.

and for the record. your boys are the ladies men and are the cutest ever!!! (in a non weirdo pervy OLD lady way, that is!)

Becca said...

I think Daylight savings is killing me this year. That means I'm getting old, too. Poo.

TisforTonya said...

you and me both... only I keep forgetting to actually WRITE a blog post to publish... they were hilarious in my head...

The Crash Test Dummy said...

T, they are always heelarious in my head too. Just having a lot of trouble getting them from my head to my fingers lately, due to my old age maybe. Or maybe my kid's teen age.

Becca, AMEN sista!

Katie, ha ha Totally not creepy. ;)

Martha said...

I'm still 6 months older than you!