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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The short and sweet post . . .

Today I took my son to the dentist to get a cavity filled.

And then I took him to JCW's to get an Oreo shake.

And then his new filling fell out while he was eating his Oreo shake.

And then I marched him back into the dentist and I said, "HELLO! Remember me?"

And then I pointed to my son and said, "And remember HIM?"

And then I held up the filling and said, "WHY DID THIS FALL OUT ALREADY! Huh? Huh? Huh?"

The dentist look puzzled and perplexed. 

"Can I see it?" he said. So I handed it over with a hmph!

"It does look like a filling," he said.

DUH! I thought.

And then his eyes narrowed and he brought the filling to his nose.  

And then, as Gad as my witness, my silly goose dentist put that filling in his mouth.  

And chewed it.  

He ate my son's filling!!  

And then he had the nerve to tell me that it tasted like an Oreo cookie!  


hmmph!






Okay, you caught me. I'm the one who ate the filling.  But my son asked me to blog about this, so this is my story.  And I'm sticking to it. 

18 comments:

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

OK that is just crazy, and I am first that hasn't happened for along time.

springrose said...

I totally thought you were going to say he said it was a buger!!! EEEWWWW!!! Your so funny!

springrose said...

I just realized I misspelled booger!! Sorry, I hope my comment wont be marked down for misspelling!

The Garden of Egan said...

Wow, that's almost as disgusting as one of our docs dipping his finger in a urine sample to see (taste) if it was sweet. Checking for diabetes. I thought I would hurl.
HOwever, I'd check into a different dentist. That's disgusting beyond belief!!!!!!!!!

IWA (e - va) said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww......

or as my 2 yr says it... Nashty!

April said...

hahaha!! I needed a laugh today. Does your dentist always use black fillings? Just sayin'

(Caddy Shack anyone?)

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oh my goodness guys! Did you not read the small print. I made that end part up. My dentist is not gross and he doesn't use black fillings. The real story is my son THOUGHT the filling fell out. He was sure of it. And for a minute I wondered if I should have marched back to the dentist. Crash would have. But then I investigated. It was Oreo. So that was just a stretch of my imagination of what WOULD have been funny.

You crazy chicas. Quit calling my dentist gross. ;)

lori said...

i don't know what's funnier, the post or the comments! You crack me up and I definately needed the laught today.

Amber Lynae said...

I love your version of the story better than reality. Your son cracks me up.

Martha said...

Guess what? I just ordered some gloves and hats from kohls.com because they have 30% off and free shipping. Before that I got me and Rach some size 10 boots because we don't think we can borrow from you small-footed people. I sent them to my bro so we won't totally freeze.

We are leaving tomorrow. The kids are so excited. Oh yeah, me too.

Martha said...

Guess what? I just ordered some gloves and hats from kohls.com because they have 30% off and free shipping. Before that I got me and Rach some size 10 boots because we don't think we can borrow from you small-footed people. I sent them to my bro so we won't totally freeze.

We are leaving tomorrow. The kids are so excited. Oh yeah, me too.

April said...

Did you not read my parentheses? Or maybe you never saw Caddy Shack.....the swimming pool scene? You're probably on sugar overload from the Oreo shake. Bless your heart! ;)

wv= thesheman...is your dentist a she man? hmmmm.....

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oh, YES, I saw Caddy Shack and I know all about the Baby Ruth scene. ha ha. Bless YOUR heart. I might be on sugar overload from that filling I ate. hee hee (don't eww me!)

thesheman. LOLOLOLO Good one! Notice I ended that laugh with an OUT instead of a laugh.

I hope he's not a sheman because he is my SIL's brother. And he's in the bishopric.

YAY Martha! I've been meaning to tell you that the snow is melting and it's been super warm. 45 degrees. I even used the air con in my car yesterday. You'll be fine. ;)

Have a nice trip. See ya next fall.

That just came out. Sorry. I better go to bed.

DeNae said...

Heh, heh...I knew it was just a story. Fool me? Nyaaaah.

Dolly said...

I'm diggin' this new euphemism.... "investigate" means I ate something that fell out of my kids mouth. Hee hee hee.

Martha!!! Have a great trip to Utah. Hug Debbie for me. Tell Perry and the boys, that we will do Christmas dinner for them at our house! I'm behind on like a week's worth of CTDD's so I'm catching up for the next hour whilst I wait for Norm's 1:00 a.m. arrival. He was delayed by 5 hours.

How rude, using this comment box for facebook communication. Sorry peeps.

I am Lorinda W- you can call me LoW said...

See, this is what happens when you let your son decide a blog post. It ends up being all gross and stuff!

:-D

Becca said...

I love the reverse baby-bird - usually my kids eat what falls out of *my* mouth.

Okay, that doesn't happen.

But neither did this, so it's oaky, right? This blog is a place where the facts go to die...

... and I love to visit.

Tiffany said...

Love this story. I can't believe he ate it.