"What fer?" I say.
"Fer lunch," he says.
Turns out he pays that dollar to a friend, who then takes him to his house for a bowl of cereal.
Yesterday morning when he asked me for $1, I handed him a box of Frosted Flakes and said, "Don't forget the change."
Ba dum bum
(That was just my warm up, folks.)
You'll never believe in a billion years where I went last night.
I, Crash Test Dummy, went to a Trek hoedown. It wasn't a hoedown throwdown, but it was still SO. MUCH. FUN.
(Until I had to promenade across the gym with the Stake President and his wife approached us with the 8th commandment, poked my eyes out and said, "Uhhhh, that's MY partner!")
You don't really need your eyeballs to dance anyway, especially when you get demoted to dancing with deacons.
But seriously, once I got past the fact that Hannah Montana wasn't going to show up, it was SO. MUCH. FUN.
We didn't pop it or rock it or polka dot it, and we didn't countryfy it or hip hop it. We didn't even put our hawk in the sky or stick it, glide. Alls we did was the do-se-do and the pie alamode, and I pulled my calf muscle while swinging my partner round and round, but still . . . SO. MUCH.
Did I already say that?
Can't wait to do it in my aloha bonnet and bloomers.
As if my life isn't already exciting enough, GUESS WHAT ELSE!!? Guess! Guess! Guess!
Technically Lulu is her middle name. Her first name is Hono. (Get it? Honolulu. Hee hee hee. Sometimes I crack myself up.)
This will make a great book cover for our first autobiography, dontcha think?
Lulu is a pure bred Golden Retriever, and not only can she sit and lay (that would be lei for us Hawaiians) but she can also smile on command.
HOW. CUTE. IS. SHE?
Even my daughter lubs her and she's never lubbed a dog in her life!
It's my hub's very very very first dog EVER!
Kudo to my twins for making the whole thing happen. Everybody had a dream to fulfill when we moved to Utah and this was their dream. They earned the money and shopped the KSL adds every single darn day until they found our perfect match. They even called and arranged the sale. And now they are truly, madly, deeply in puppy lub!
I can tell she's a girl because my 13 yr. old is already exercising his hypnotic powers over her.
Alls I know is that Li'l Lulu kicks booty on the puppy we gave our twins for Christmas.
Happy Mother's Day everyone!