Saturday, March 28, 2009

The French are So Darn Versatile

He he he

I've got my evil mad scientist hat on today.

he he he

That's why I'm cackling.

he he he

(Does my evil mad scientist cackle need punctuation?)

he he he! he he he. he he he: he he he; he he he-- he he he . . . he he he?

(Am I even spelling my evil mad scientist laugh correctly? LoW spells it heh heh heh)

OMGOSH!!! It just hit me that I've been doing Lamaze breathing instead of mad scientist cackling!!!! You guys probably thought I was in labor, huh?

How embarrasing!

(Lamaze doesn't work, btw. I recommend the epidural!)

The reason I can't stop doing Lamaze/cackling is because yesterday I was totally in the right place at the right time. Don't you love it when that happens?

My rockstar brother and his groupie wife wanted to go to the PCC (Polynesian Cultural Center) so they dragged us all along.

Just as the canoe show began I noticed a paparazzi photo op floating down the river (insert evil mad scientist Lamaze cackle here)

Remember Raphael? My French student who thinks he can steal my heart away from Wolfgang?

Well apparently when he's not in my English class saying oui oui, he's at the PCC pushing canoes around.

I was incognito with my baseball cap and Jackie O. sunglasses so he had no idea I was snapping these photos.

heh heh heh.

I love tom-foolery and tom-sneakery.

So who wants to see Raphael looking like a man? Raise your hand.

Who wants to see Raphael looking like a woman?

The French are so darn versatile.

heh heh heh heh heh heh HEH heh heh HEH! I'm COL (cackling out loud).

Actually I'm ROTFCOL.

Wait! Did he just see me?


Emily Anne Leyland ( Art-n-Sewl) said... are not so sneaky :)

Tiffany said...

So funny! As usual.

I am LoW said...



Heh heh heh!!!!

Love it!!

Kritta22 said...

Oh my stinking goodness! He is way handsome! How come you get all the cute, wonderful students?

Kritta22 said...


Now that's a evil laugh! I like LoW's!!

Kritta22 said...

What's your favorite TV show?

My hubby's favorite is That 70's show!! will never guess....they are having a 70's Show Marathon!!

Oh my lucky day!

(can you hear the sacrasm?)

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

I loves me so good tom foolery but better yet, tom sneakery.

Martha said...

Man were you up early today or what? I so wanted to come back to the courts to see T's match, but P promised he would put up the curtains today if I helped and he said now or never. I've been waiting over a month, so I couldn't lose this opportunity.

April said...

Tom Foolery, evilness, stalking, whatever you call it, you do it well! Bless your heart!


April said... honor of your mother, I am watching Purple Rain. True story.

Wolfgang said...

I'm sad u didn't take pictures of me at Luau! :( one day!!! I sent u a message on facebook, about sunday,


Jen said...

He looked like a sheepish woman in that last one...

nevadanista said...

Is the PPC short on actual Polynesians to man their boats, or was Raphael the Frenchie a patron at the luau?

You're simply diabolical with that camera - when it isn't running out of batteries as the big 'O' is coming out of the boys room that is ;-)

Mariko said...

You are so mean.
You're supposed to say, "My bad",
but in french, which I think is "Mon mal." Or "Ma mal." If "bad" is for a woman.
Which is a totally acceptable translation.

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

He's on to you, quick run! Those French, oh la la!
Vous ĂȘtes mauvais Crash!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

I'm thinking I need to convert my evil mad scientist laugh to Mwahaha!! Or maybe add a Hawaiian spin on it and make it mwahahahanama.

Kritta, how was your marathon. That 70's show is kinda sexy.

And I get all the cute wonderful students because ALL students are cute and wonderful when you get to know them. (Except one guy from Mongolia). mwahaha.

I think I like April's Muwahaha better. I'll change it to Muwahiwa.

Mariko, I'm mean? I have one thing to say to that . . . I know you are but what am I?

Blogging Mama. I have no idea what you just said, but it sounds very romantic.

So guys, my brother read my blog today in front of me.

Talk about squirming in my seat. He only laughed twice. But they were ROTFLOL laughs, with tears spurting from his eyeballs. But then when he finished he never said a word. So I'm taking that as an "I Don't GET it so I'm going to take a shower, put some jeans on and go to the beach.


Heidi Ashworth said...

Boy, does he ever look sheepish! You're right! The French ARE very versatile!

Sandi said...

Nothing to do with Frenchie, but I just read your comment on KK's blog and I just gotta say.....Good job on doing the Tahitian dance at culture night DUMMY!!!!!!!!!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

YOu evil evil teacher! lol! But GENIUS blogger! I think you need to have a weekly spying on your kids at school...or "run in's" as you put it!


Never mind...that whole sentence sounds creepy!

Thanks for making me smile and cackle and laugh!

Anonymous said...'re not a stalker at all.........
(cough cough)