If you were a fly on the dashboard of my rental Ford TaurusX, this is what you'd hear while driving along with me and my mom in Kona.
ME: "I dunno."
MOM: "I dunno either."
ME: "I dunno more than you dunno."
MOM: "No, I dunno more than you dunno."
And then I'd turn the radio up.
And then my mom would say, "remember that guy in that movie?"
ME: "What guy in what movie?"
MOM: "That one guy in that one movie about the whatchamacallit."
ME: "The one with the thingimabop?"
MOM: "No, the one with the thingamajig."
ME: "The one where he starred with that one girl who had that whodamofo?"
MOM: "No, I think she had a whydamofro."
And then I'd say, "HEY, did somebody move the street? It was just here a second ago?"
MOM: "I dunno."
ME: "I dunno either . . . "
MOM: "I dunno more than you dunno."
NOTE: If you ever come to Kona with my mom you should know that they move their streets around a lot. And don't expect my mom to be able to remember where they went. In fact, she might be the one who moves them around.
I'm actually feeling compassion for my husband right now. I always thought it was enough to sit in the passenger seat blinking and shrugging and looking cute.
Sorry, honey bunches of oats!
So in my last post I told you I hadn't eaten in 3 days because I was waiting for my mom to make a decision. Well, we DID finally eat. One of our friends recommended this fab-U-lous Mexican restaurant.
"It's the BEST Mexican food EVER!!!"
That's what he said.
So we spent an hour blinking and shrugging and looking cute until we finally found it.
Do you want to see what the BEST Mexican food EVER looks like?
WAIT! HANG ON! I serve my casadillas on the same floral paper plates from Costco. Does that mean I'm the best Mexican chef ever?
Here's my cute mom and my cute twins pretending to love the food.
We also found the cutest little sandwich shop called Brewalalai. They know how to work some magic with avacado.
I would go back just for the square plates.
FYI, for those of you thinking my mom would do a guest post, think again. Ain't gonna happen peeps! She won't even leave a comment in my comment box.