Did anyone see Funny Farmer's blog? She found this magical psychic who can tell you your secret identity. For FREE!
All you have to do is punch in your full name and within an instant you'll know exactly who you truly are.
I'm a believer in magical psychics, so I tried it.
It turns out I'm a FPB (Famed Porn Brat), which I never would have guessed in a million years because I'm so not a brat.
My MIL is an XRLA (X-Rated, Looney Armpit), which I've suspected for years.
I'm not even going to tell you my husband's secret identity because it uses the word napalm in conjunction with that stinky word I loath (which starts with an f and rhymes with art.)
Unfortunately I received a crushing blow when I typed in The Crash Test Dummy. Apparently I'm a curse word (and not a charming curse word or a pleasant piece of profantity).
I am the CDAH (Crummiest Dirty Swear-word Head).
I will totally understand if you don't want to be associated with the crummiest dirty swear-word head anymore.
Click here to find out who you truly are.
P.S. I'm taking the weekend off to clean my house (MY MOMMY IS COMING). I will introduce you to my morning class on Monday since I can't see them clearly right now--they're always poking me in the eye, bless their rotten little hearts.