Did anyone see Funny Farmer's blog? She found this magical psychic who can tell you your secret identity. For FREE!
All you have to do is punch in your full name and within an instant you'll know exactly who you truly are.
I'm a believer in magical psychics, so I tried it.
It turns out I'm a FPB (Famed Porn Brat), which I never would have guessed in a million years because I'm so not a brat.
My MIL is an XRLA (X-Rated, Looney Armpit), which I've suspected for years.
I'm not even going to tell you my husband's secret identity because it uses the word napalm in conjunction with that stinky word I loath (which starts with an f and rhymes with art.)
Unfortunately I received a crushing blow when I typed in The Crash Test Dummy. Apparently I'm a curse word (and not a charming curse word or a pleasant piece of profantity).
I am the CDAH (Crummiest Dirty Swear-word Head).
I will totally understand if you don't want to be associated with the crummiest dirty swear-word head anymore.
Click here to find out who you truly are.
P.S. I'm taking the weekend off to clean my house (MY MOMMY IS COMING). I will introduce you to my morning class on Monday since I can't see them clearly right now--they're always poking me in the eye, bless their rotten little hearts.
21 comments:
apparently I am "An. An even, rank nerd".
Happy Cleaning Day! Is that even possible? ;)
I am tool strips. I guess you'd better keep me out of home depot :)
When I type in crash test dummy I get, my trusted chasm...see how wonderful you are
Oooh, I like that better, Lori. I will drop kick the THE at the beginning of my name. If I have to be a chasm, at least I'm trusted chasm. :) Mahalo Lori.
I can't even post what mine is. It's not nice. Even when I used my maiden name instead of my married name it came up with something "rear end" related.
I don't believe in pyschics anymore.
Ha ha Sue. My swear word was rear end related too.
I almost don't believe in psychics anymore either.
Wait. I decided to give it one more chance using just my first and middle intitals and my last name. Now I am a Sultan.
I can live with that.
I'm IEH - that's Innocent, Earnest Heresy...
and when I ask for it to only give me flattering anagrams... Innocent Earnest Heresy...
Only Satirical ones? Innocent Earnest Heresy...
so I let it include offensive words... still Innocent Earnest Heresy... how boring is THAT!?
Is Innocent Heresy better than Guilty heresy?
haha - this time I typed in Innocent Heresy Earnest...
Now it's Nonsense! Cheerier natty.
is that an improvement?
ha ha T. I like that you're an earnest heretic, albeit innocent. And cheerful too. If I was going to befriend a heretic I would befriend a cheerful, innocent one.
And Sue, Sultan is much better. I want to be a Sultan. But I have to be a porn brat instead.
Hey, I just mopped my kitchen floor. Now I'm going to go vaccuum.
I'll keep you updated.
Oh how wonderful! Your mommy's coming. Have a delightful time!
How fun that your mommy is coming! I want to make a good impression on her so please don't tell her that when I took the anagram test (at FF) I came out something whorish. Kay?
Ahhh- have fun with my auntie, your mommy ;)Give her a big hug from me.
Your mommy is coming?
Does she have cute hair too?
hmmmm not sure how I feel about this: Manlessly anal nerd. I can be anal at times, I am quite a nerd, too. But Manless...come on!!! A girl can only wish...well, somedays that is LOL
ha ha ha Miss Heidi. Something whorish. I believe it after the comment you made yesterday about Kute Kasey's fiance.
Ha ha ha ha Amanda. I love yours. Manlessly anal nerd. Ha ha ha ha. I think that's my favorite. What a cute clever way to say you've got a big L on your forehead. At least you're not a porn brat.
Mariko, my mom doesn't have cute hair. I mean, it's fine, but . . . it used to be beautiful when she was a hippy. I will say that whenever I introduce her to the R.S. sisters they always tell her how pretty she is.
Wow nice secret identy.
I can't wait for Monday's group! I'll have to see who I am in this psycho or sorry psychic thing. I'll be back when I figure out who I am.
WV- atigula, did you know that now I find myself telling other people (you know those in the normal world) what their WV is? Weird, they usually don't find as funny as you and I do.
Okay, I'm Wild Healthier Menace.
Me like!
WV- chemiata
Andrea, nice Freudian slip with the psycho/psychic thing. ha ha
I LOVE your secret identity. I want to be a wild healthier menace. The magic psychic is even cooler than the WV. (And only people in the not normal world can appreciate that.)
You made me smile tonight, Andrea. Clear from Germany. Thanks.
Have a great weekend. Don't clean too much.
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