My mom is reading Twilight,
Not quite to my delight.
I went so far as to burn the book,
Yet she still seems to be hooked.
Edward, Jacob, blah, blah, blah
The movie she already saw,
If she likes the book I'm moving out
Because Bella makes me want to shout.
For some reason everyone thought her poem was uber funny and insisted she read it out loud to the entire class. POOF, just like that, my reputation was ruined
Of course I was mortified when she told me.
"I am NOT hooked!" I declared.
"Who cares?" she said. "It rhymed with book."
She traded my reputation for a rhyme?
So I did a Google search to find out a little bit more about the whole Twi-mom phenom and OMGOSH it kinda freaked me out. Did you know there is a support group for Twi-moms called Twilight Disorder?
And look at this scary header I found:
EEEEEK! Is it just me or does this quote seem WAY out of context?
One Twi-mom has her own Etsy shop where she makes Twi-crafts and sells them as a way to deal with her obsession in a healthy and productive way.
At her shop, for only $18, she will Cullen-ize you, via vampire photo manipulation.
Ewwww, why pay to make yourself look creepy, when you can make yourself look creepy for free?
Maybe this will be the cover for my first best selling novel.
Or maybe I'll just make a flat-daddy of this photo and send it to my daughter's English teacher.
(I wonder if his English teacher eyeballs have ever heard of Twhy-Mom.)