I mean just because I am disturbed doesn't give me the right to disturb others. Right? Right? Right?
Let us all go click on #5 on my playlist right now. Let us all hold hands and sing and whistle together.
"Always look on the bright side of life." Such a great mantra.
Jack Nicholson was right when he shouted YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! at Tom Cruise.
But I can't handle the lies either. That's my conundrum.
I just hope and pray that John Adams never partied with Ben Franklin in Paris.
(Oh please, please, pretty please, don't KNOCK my Atlas of Independence off his pedestal.) I am still reeling from the Martin Luther King, Jr. allegations. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
The J. Edgar Hoovers files won't be unlocked until 2027 so until then let's talk about something more pleasant.
Today I had my first stranger/famous dummy encounter. I went to drop off a package and the lady behind the counter said, "Hey, are you that dummy blogger?"
That was WEIRD!
That was really really WEIRD!
A famous dummy.
I guess it could be worse. I could be known as a famous smarty.
Okay I'm bored of talking about me? Let's talk about food. I just found out I have the Food Network so I immediately tuned in. The lady was teaching me how to make some kind of cookie. But get this. The first thing she said was that the cookie has a secret ingredient. Don't tell the History Channel, but even cookies have secrets.
Since we're talking about food, a few posts back I got a funny comment from Mary.
She said that the motto in Provo is if you can't drink, EAT! This made me laugh but it also made me think deeply because I've been to Chuck-a-Rama with my ILs and I've also been to The Golden Coral with my ILs. There's a whole mentality surrounding the food intake and it has to do with positioning yourself to consume the most food for the least amount of $$$.
Hmmmmm. Can we discuss this very important phenom tomorrow because I'm getting kinda hungry at the moment.
Also, coming up tomorrow--I will teach you how to do a Tim Tam/SPAM slam.