Wednesday, October 22, 2008


Morrrrning! Notice anything . . . different about me?

Nope, didn't lose 10 lbs. Nope, didn't get a perm.

That's right. While you were sleeping I went under the knife and woke up with a blog make-over. Here's my surgeon's number.

Now look at me! I'm all pre-professional. My husband says if I can touch more than 40 people with my writing (cause that's how many students I have) I can quit teaching and go professional. (Well, first he said I had to touch 40 people, but now he says I have to touch 40 people from PROVO! I think he just wants me to keep teaching forever because he knows I hate research papers more than I hate tatortot casserole. He says it builds character to do things you hate. )

I know G.A. Holland says it's a slippery slope to start altering your exterior--and believe me it is, I can't stop logging in and looking at myself--but he never said anything about blogstic surgery, and I believe it's way better than silicone. I personally wouldn't do silicone because Crash Test Dummies and silicone . . . Impact! Hazardous! You get my drift.

So look out below for my real post!


Debbie said...

I love the new look. So slick. Now on another subject, if ou go around touching 40 people, will you not get arrested?

Alyson (New England Living) said...

I'm loving the new look! You are lookin' hot!

Lisa (Funny Farmer) said...

LOL @ Debbie! My thoughts EXACTLY!

Love the red guy in the line looking around like, "uh... hello?"

Very impressive new look! Now we'll be expecting some real writing, instead of the drivel you've been serving up to now.

Joking! I'm joking people! Hey! Stop throwing things! DUDE! That tomato was rotten!

Gosh! Get a sense of humor, will ya?

Becky said...

Oooh, very snazzy!

And what's with the touching people, already? Get some boundaries, lady!

Sandra Evertson said...

Great blog!
Sandra Evertson

The Rogers Family said...

Love the new look. I still vote for a little silicon. Stephen

Jami said...

very nice

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Okay you guys, get your dirty minds out of the gutter!

I expected as much.

But, hey, I bet my husband said that because DUH, I'm the largest ocean away from Provo, not a chance in Zion there will any footsies going on! He's so sly.

Mariko said...

By the way, I'm sure you have more than 40 readers. Do you have your blog tracked on ?
Then you can see all the crazy people from all over the world without them even know you're watching. You'll even get the lurkers. And their cities. You probably have a ton from Provo.

Jen said...

Holy Cow!!! I put you on my sidebar JUST so I wouldn't miss anything over here! And what do I miss? EVERYTHING!!!

Truth to tell, I can't access blogs at work (I KNOW) so when I work I pretty much miss out.

LOVE the makeover!! And so what about this award thingy? Did I really win? Am I the one? Do I get to take the button and give an exceptance speech, and EVERYTHING???

Even if I don't - I love you forever for the link. You rock.

Heidi Ashworth said...

This is very cool! I guess there is something in the air---I got a new look today, too. woo hoo!

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