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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Top Ten Things My Husband Said When He Saw My Blog

1. Why is everybody hiding?

2. Who took that picture of you in the laundry room?  And since when have you stepped foot in the laundry room? (Why would I when I can air our dirty laundry right here on my blog?)

3. Why didn't you tell me you're a schizophrenic? (Again why would I when I can air our dirty laundry right here on my blog?)

4. You're buying books at SAFEWAY now? (oops that laundry hasn't been aired yet.)

5. It was You who sent you all those roses and sugar cookies on Valentines day!!??

6. What's a wounded inner child?

7. Pitbulls don't wear lipstick!

8. Hey why are all of the kids following you?  And why are all of you following you?

9.  I thought you said you were the most popular Mormon mommy on the block.

10. I like Annie's exercise/therapy idea better.  (gotta read the comments for that one.)

Oh, and my personal favorite:
 
11. Good job, honey. You're right, you really can write. I love your blog. And I love you! (Okay, I made that one up because I needed validation.)

5 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Hey, your secrets are still safe with me.

Amidey (aka Crazy Lady) said...
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Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I came over from Lisa's Funny Farm...YOu ARE a great writer and you're LDS at least 1 thing we hae in common! :)

I am LoW said...

I thought you WERE the most popular Mormon on the block. :-D

Debbie said...

Just found your blog. Great, great stuff. Although I promised myself I would not add one more blog to my reader, I'm headed over there to add you. (Well, if you can't lie to yourself...)