Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Cover Your Eyes!

You know how your body is a temple?

And you know how modesty is next to godesty?

Well what do you do when you catch your temple DPN (displaying public nudity)?

Seriously, my temple is stark naked right now!

I mean she's just sitting there in her birthday suit.

And it's not even her birthday.

(It must be kind of liberating just sitting around in your birthday suit when it's not even your birthday.)

Should we throw her a birthday party so no one thinks she's . . . uh . . . naked for no reason?

Okay, but cover your eyes first. . .

Happy Birthday Hawaii Temple!

You look really good for your age.


The Crash Test Dummy said...


I hope Val stays up until 3 a.m. again.

Good morning Val.

Good night Kritta.

Kritta22 said...

OH MY gosh!!! I was so excited to be first!!

WV=cousian maybe I'm your cousin??

Kritta22 said...

You are too funny! Now NHC gets two bouts of nakedness today!!

Kritta22 said...

How come Val was up at 3 am anyway??

How are you April?? Have you made it out yet?

Kritta22 said...

I learned this past Fast Sunday that one of my friends in my ward used to have that phobia of going outside. She still does but she is getting over it.

She had/has to. Her hubby has MS and he can't drive anymore. So she's gonna do all the chores and stuff.

It's so amazing to learn where people come from and what makes them tick.

Kritta22 said...

I also learned that I wasn't good friends with someone like I thought. You would think that if a friend was moving, you would tell them.

I found out Sunday that my friend moved to another part of Anchorage. Like 25 minutes away. Not a big deal but still. I would have helped clean and all that jazz. She's 5 months prego for goodness sake!!

Oh the drama, I know.

Kritta22 said...

It's okay though, cuz I vented in Crash's comment box and now I feel lighter. (Or maybe it's cuz I just went to the potty!)

Kritta22 said...

My sister just got dumped via text message. How lame is that?!! I'd punch the guy!

Kritta22 said...

Alright you chick-a-dees, i'm going to bed!

Check ya on the rebound! :)

I am LoW said...

Bee UUU tiful!! Even when it's nekkid!

What's more awkward, a nekkid Temple or Kritta22's conversation with herself? ;-)

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

Ah Crash, naked temple :)

Where do you come up with these?

Sandi said...
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Sandi said...

1. LOL at YOU being the 1st comment.
2. Kritta just might need counseling.
3. Your nekkid temple actually
looks chilly!
4. Totally off topic but kinda weird:
The snuggie was mentioned on the
Tonight show last night AND on
The Today show this morning.
What the What?

Barbaloot said...

I'll celebrate by going to the Draper temple. Happy Birthday Hawaii temple.

Alyson (New England Living) said...

I wish I had a temple in close proximity. I'm so desperate, I'd even be happy with a naked one!

So, celebrate in fullness and just be grateful, even though your temple is a bit of an exhibitionist. Hey, we all have our flaws.

T said...

WAIT! nobody told me that I could go around a la natural on my birthday! Shoot... I would have had much more fun... and probably been arrested (and what's not fun about that)

Sandi - there was also a snuggie article in our paper last week... I'm gearing up to tear apart the snuggie if I hear too much more about it :)

Okay, I think it's time to go and visit Kritta... she's looking a little lonely :)

So said...

She is beautiful!

Tana said...

Think about the temples that were defiled after the California's Prop 8. Maybe we could all get some tats now. As long as it's in support of a failed government ban.

April said...

That man is making me nervous...cuddling up to the temple like that! Doesn't he know who the temple is and what the temple stands for nekkid or not? SHEESH!!!

Do we really get to run around nekkid on our b-days? WOW!!! I'm not saying when, but pretty darn soon I'm showing up here sans clothes people!!!

Kritta, you are soooo cute! I'm doing better each day. I get results today on a full body scan. Wish me luck! (I got to wear my clothes for that!)

Alyson (New England Living) said...

I want to give a big AMEN to your shout-out to Lara at Overstuffed. She is awesome and a wonderful photographer. She has been super, duper, uber nice in helping me understand my canon even more. I can not say enough about what a cool chick she is! And she will be getting a shout out on my blog very soon.

Smart Helm said...

That was great.

Happy Birthday! (I always thought it looked a little bit like the Parthenon)(that's not sacrilegious is it?)

Lara said...

While that would be a little disconcerting to see my temple DPN, Miss Hawaii does look pretty darn good!

Thanks for the shout out up there! You are so nice!

val of the south said...

I'm so sorry I actually slept last night...Kritta wouldn't have had to convo with her bad self all alone! Thanks for the early a.m. shout out!

Sorry Kritta and Crash, but I had to sleep so I could go to a breakfast at 7:15 this morning because my cute 14 year old got Language Arts student of the month! It was cool and all, but I'm thinking really people, couldn't you have an afternoon tea to celebrate all this?

He's so excited because they put their names on an electronic marquee in front of the school!

Love, love, love the blacked out nakedness photo!!

Hee Hee Crash first commenter - scooped us all!!

Melanie J said...

Okay, my son made me buy a Snuggie the other day. I could loan it to your temple.

Anjeny said...

LOL Crash. I don't know whether to hug ya or poke you in the eye. LOL

Hi Kritta. I should've stayed up after my show to chat up with ya in this chat/comment box. Sucks big time about your sister, sorry to hear that.

Hi April. How's it going for ya? Should I actually get front row seat when you're in ur bday glory and all? ahahah

Val...congrats on your son's accomplishment.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Ah Kritta, there's something about you talking to yourself in my comment box that touches my little heart, (bless your little heart).

I'm sorry about your friend(s) and your sister. Is your sister okay? Do you want me to go Kung Fu Panda her boyfriend? I can do it via text. :) It's actually nice for me to see you getting all Mama bear towards your siter.

I'm predicted that you will conceive your next child while you are making the magic quilt.

And I like your profile pic so don't change it.

And YES, maybe you are my cousian! I love all these virtual cousins coming out of the woodwork.

Hey, Sandi, I've seen that Snuggi everywhere too. It's a big hit. Melanie, I want to know what it's like. Kristina P gave it a negative review. I almost bought one for my FIL for Christmas, but that was before it got all famous. I don't buy famous things. ;)

Hey, DON'T even tell me you guys don't go around in your birthday suit on your birthday. When else are you s'pose to wear it? DUH!

Val, congrats to your son! That's uber awesome. I guess I'll excuse you for not being here at 3:00 a.m. for that.

LY everyone!

Jami said...

I always wear my birthday suit! It's comfy most of the time, but every now and then it gets itchy. Even then I don't take it off. I'm really attached to it.

Sorry your temple is acting oddly, Crash. How long until it's fully functional again?

Youngblood4ever said...

Thanks for the smile. I tried to stay awake last night to be on and the first one to comment, but I am totally into this fabulous book that was beckoning me. Blame it on Marcia Lynn McClure- she did it to me!

WV- bilshati- for those who don't like to cuss, but need something to say when they stub their toe!

Heidi Ashworth said...

That's a pretty old temple. It's about time she got a facelift! (Me too!)

val of the south said...

Youngblood - great WV - I think I'm going to start saying it right now (well as soon as someone knocks into my ankle again!)

I shall practice now - OH bilshati!

It works for me!!

What book are you reading by Marcia Lynn McClure? or are they all good? - They have a bunch at the library and I wondered which one to pick up - I could use a good book to escape into.

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

Hi everyone, I found an internet cafe at work so instead of eating I am reading and commenting. Much less calories.

I miss all of you so much. Just a week and a half to go.

I'm sure that this internet cafe is set up for professional people with professional important stuff to do, but good news no one else is here to see me being so frivolous. Although actually blogging in my veins and my life support so it is pretty important.

See ya all later.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Ha Ha Jami. My BD suit gets itchy too sometimes. My temple won't be fully dressed (and smiling) for another 18 months. ;(

HA HA Youngblood. Love your new swear word. My veifier really is brilliant in matters of cute cussing.

PAT, it's so fun to see you here and to think of you sitting in an internet cafe widdling away your calories with us.

I'll run make you a ham sandwhich. Or would you prefer turkey?

I'm off to my daughter's first State soccer game. Hope JJ is there. ;)

My Diary said...

Happy birthday temple of Hawaii. I did a session in you once, do your remember me I was the one in white. You were super nice.

Annie Valentine said...

Crash, I don't know what to say. I love you. I always thought dummies were soft on the inside, now I have proof.

This is in regards to the quilt, BTW (I left a comment over there as well).

aniC said...

what a coincidence. i was wearing my birthday suit while reading this post and it's not my birthday either. JUST KIDDING!!

how pretty! the temple that is.

Jami said...

I want to know how you got yours off. Did it hurt?

[WV: manli That just makes me laugh.]

IWA said...

I needed to laugh today... so thought i'd stop by and you did it again! i swear, sometimes i really wonder what is turning those wheels in that big brain of yours... Thanks!

I think she is so pretty in all her guts & glory.... the kids everyday keep me updated on what color she is!

I just stole a song from you.... Diary... by bread.... love it... why have i never heard it before!

The word verification is djugmas! hehehehe! LOL! Im not going to say out loud what Im laughing at! LOL!

Mariko said...

I kind of like "Nakkie" as my euphemism.
I noticed as I was running by yesterday that not only was the temple nude, it was smoking.
At first I thought I should notify someone of the fire and was actually concerned, but no, she was defiantly blowing smoke around like it was no big deal. Just shows to go ya.
WV: Hensist. When the Laie chickens refuse to give up on bringing up the sun by my window.

Mariko said...

Oh, and nutty hamster chick--
Didn't you know that Crash and I don't even meet in church in the same building? We do meet at the same time I think.
It's a small world, but a big Laie, I guess.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

OMGosh, that is so funny a naked, smoking temple. I wish I had thought of that Mariko.

My Diary, that was a good one. You're good.

And Annie, I love you too! (sniff).

Hi Iwa, guts and glory. LOVE That line. I wish I had thought of that. We should work together.

And can I just say I can't wait until AniC finally follows me because I really want that picture on my side bar. My hair actually looked like that today at my daughter's soccer game.

aniC said...

i'll follow you. if i can figure out how. and i'll even give you permission to put my button on your blog. that's the big time.