I'm only trying to relate. empathize. commiserate. Be one of the girlz!
Okay, so I was soooooooooooooooo cold this morning, guys!
It was like 60 degrees below zero, I swear! When I rolled out of bed I thought I might die.
Have you guys ever felt like that?
I had to wear my flannel/fleece robe and wrap myself in my flannel fleece blanket.
But I still got hypothermia and frost bite.
I went to my class anyway though--I'm a trooper like that.
I even wore SOCKS to class. (And boots.)
Can I ask you guys a personal question? How do you guys do it day in and day out?
What's the worst part? The freakin' frozen toilet seat? Washing the dishes with long sleeves? What?
I was so freezing that even my stone cold heart was numb.
Which was good because when I noticed this morning that I had lost another follower it didn't even phase me.
I was like "oh, well."
I was like "later, gator."
I was like "sianara sista"
I was like " don't let the door . . ."
That's what I did when I realized . . . it was . . . Jami!
My superfluous friend? My ta-ta-for-now friend? My friend-to-the-bitter-end friend?
Oh Jami, why hast thou forsaken me?
Oh, it cuts like a knife to be rejected by one of your own kind!
I decided denial would be my best defense so I put on my old cheerleading skirt from high school, (brrrrrr) grabbed my pom poms and started doing cheers in my living room.
"Push it down! Push it down! Waaaaaayyyyyyy down!"
My huband doesn't think denial is cute, even in a cheer skirt. He thinks it's sexier to confront reality.
So this is me seducing reality:
There must have been some mistake. There must have been some misunderstanding. She pushed the wrong button. Her baby did it. Her husband did it. Her neighbor's crazy husband did it. Maybe he held her at gunpoint and made her erase all memory of the crash test dummy.
sniff ! (How do you spell a honkin' loud nose blow?)
My husband said, "why don't you just ask her?"
I was like, "What? Ask her? You know about my abandonment issues, right?"
He was like, "uhhh, yea, come to THINK of it, I HAVE noticed your abandonment issues from time to time over the PAST TWENTY ODD years I've LIVED with you! (And I do mean ODD, as in ODD, not as in NOT EVEN!)"
He's snippy like that sometimes.
Do you think it's because I'm warm? Because honestly, I'm not that warm. This morning I was downright frozen.
Do you guys think I should ask her?
Will you guys ask her for me? hmm? hmm? hmm?
Oh wait! She's back. (Never mind.)
I told you it was a mistake.
Good thing I didn't stress about it.
Good think I didn't waste a whole post over it!
I'm kinda hot now anyway (and not sexy hot). I'm going to go take off my socks.
Oh, P.S. Don't forget to check out The Magic Quilt for the latest entry.