My title, I'm a Grandma! may have been a teensy bit deceptive.
I lured Karen in and she wasn't prepared when I pounced on her and cried, "The better to eat you with my dear!"
Maybe I should post a disclaimer at the top of this blog that says:
You see Karen, I take my responsibility to help you guys maneuver this slippery slope called life very seriously. Sometimes that requires object lessons. Sometimes that requires trickery and tom-foolery.
I'll do what it takes. I'm that committed.
I do solemnly swear, on my honor, to share my attitudes AND my platitudes till death do us part. Amen!
In fact, allow me to share a few right now while I'm in the zone: You all know it's a hard-knock life, right! But did you know that the sun doesn't always come out tomorrow? (unless you live in Hawaii).
And did you know you can be fully dressed without a smile? I've tried it successfully several times. (But you can't be fully undressed without a smile.)
Don't believe everything you see/hear/read, peeps! Life will trick you, taunt you and tease you. Life will poke you in the eye.
What kind of dummy would I be if I sent you out into the world unprepared for these realities?
Do you get me?
Oh, btw, speaking of realities, who wants to hear the fortune cookie update, raise your hand.
Or would you rather just see which fortune cookies actually came true? Huh? Huh? Huh?
(Don't forget to add the special subliminal ending when you say it. That's what the ancient Chinese did.)
P.S. Anjeny added some fabric for The Magic Quilt. Go check it out.