Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day Mom

So, I hope you enjoy this mom! This is your mothers day present from me. I broke into your blog and am going to write embarressing things about you. This is Tatum, by the way. I just want you to know how much I love you! You are always there to support me your famous phrase, "I bet." You always make amazing dinners, and try to prepare me with sunscreen. When I was little I was mad that I looked like you instead of dad, but now I'm grateful because you are so beautiful. Not just on the outside. You have been a great example to me. Service is a big part of your life and you never ever complain. My favorite thing about you though, is that you always follow your dream. Even when I tease you about it, you fight for what you want with all your heart. I love you so much, and I hope you enjoy this :)

Wyatt: "I love you so much. I'm really grateful to be alive, because you take such good care of me. Your a really nice mom. "

Garrett: "Thank you for everything that you done for me and thank you for being my mom. You are so funny and make people laugh in my class. They like you too."

Zach: "I'm thankful for everything you do for me. When you help me with my homework, push me, and you always want the best for me. You make good food. You try to be funny. You always take pictures of me. "

Alan: "Hey hun, I'm glad Tatum decided to break into your blog, so we could suprise you for mothers day. I love you a lot. I'm not the writer so I won't say much, but I'm proud of you. You have been such a great mother to the kids, and a wonderful wife to me. I love you!"



Blogging Mama Andrea said...

What sweet kids (and hubby)! Happy Mother's Day Crash!

Wolfgang said...

LOL, that is FUNNY!!! good job tatum. tatum is going to take over the blog! anyway, crash, keep trying to be funny! lol ;) happy mothers day! not gonna lie but this is totally awesome!

Amanda said...

awwww, how sweet! my eyes are sweating

I love when Zach said, "You try to be funny." You are funny, you don't just try you're successful, girl!

Happy mother's day to you!

I am LoW said...

Awesome!!! I am going to check my blog, I hope my kids did the same for me!!! :-)

Good job Tatum!!!

(and I think you look a little bit like your dad)

WV: scromple- that could possibly be the word for breaking into someone's blog for a surprise. You scrompled your mom!! :)

Stephen said...

That was beautiful. Happy mothers day.

Annette Lyon said...

I think your family are keepers. :)

Kristina P. said...

I hope you have a great Mother's Day!

Sandi said...

Awwwwwwwwww! Great job Crash's family! I didn't know you made yummy dinners, now they will be even better since you have new knives and mixer to work with! I love that you TRY to be funny too- keep trying, you will get it sooner or later.

Heidi Ashworth said...

Wow! You clearly are a deserving Mom and Wife! (I esp. like the part about you trying to be funny.)

Seriously, so blessed! said...

BAAA!! happy mother's day!

Homer and Queen said...

I would have to write my own MD wishes from my family! I am up making my own breakfast before church! Lucky you! Happy Mother's Day and way to go Tatum!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

OMGOSH!! How sweet, but how embarrasing. Those photos! YIKES! hee hee

What a shocking surprise. Muchos mahalo Tatum.

I guess Tatum outed everyone. Maybe she doesn't know I've never said any of their names on my blog. hee hee

And TAMN, I can't believ TAMN stopped by to wish me a happy mother's day.

Thanks everyone!!! My face is all red and my eyes are all sweaty. What a weird feeling to open your blog and see something you didn't write. Kinda like a nightmare at first. And then a dream when you realize it's nice stuff. And then a nightmare again when you see a photo of you with no make-up and an exhausted face. ;)

No wonder no one is up making me breakfast in bed. They're all lying in their beds waiting for me to see this.

val of the south said...

That is so sweet! I'm so glad you try to be funny!

Hope you have a fabulous Mother's Day - sounds like it's off to a great start!

Your kids have very cool names we're going to forget we ever heard!

Rockstar said...

That is hilarious; although I'm sure the names were changed to protect the innocent. You are a wonderful mother and I have always looked up to you.

Happy Mother's Day from your rockstar brother.

Funny Farmer said...

Isn't it great that the very best gifts don't have to cost any money. It is obvious that your family loves you dearly. Lucky you!

dolly etta said...

tears, only tears....

for mother's day my boys just wrestled me down and tried to write some trash talk in this comment because they saw me being mushy.

in the end they gave me back my laptop and will let me bury my own self with out dignity.

You are so LOVED. Wish you were my mom. hee hee

Lies, only Lies...... she made that all up!!!
-Tristan *-*

Me again - you can see we are bonding over here in the desert.

Have a great day!

DeNae said...

How very, very cool. You gotta be doing something right, Crash! If nothing else you are the mom of four of the cutest kids EVER! (she said in a "non-stalker, I promise I'm not a kidnapper" kind of way...)

Happy Mother's Day!

Tiffany said...

Wow, what a wonderful treat. Tell Tatum how Awesome she is. Way to surprise your mom, you go girl.

By the way, now that we know their names... Such cute names!!!

lori said...

That was such a sweet mother's day present! Happy mother's day crash!

T said...

what a sweet and appropriate gift!

Happy Mother's Day - and we promise not to stalk your kids just because we know their names now :)

Mariko said...

Everyone, Crash is just making up this whole family.
She's been stalking these people. Really. Why else do you think she got those knives?


What a sweetie.
And a what a good mommy.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Thanks everyone! Dolly, sooooo good to hear from you again. I was laughing so hard at your comments in my last several posts. Especially the camel comments. Can't wait to see you again.

Thanks Funny Farmer. True that.

Thanks Rockstar!

And Anjeny, you're not here, but if you stop by THANKS for the beautiful card and letter. You made my day.

Sandi, what day is your birthday??? DO TELL!!!

April said...

What a fun family! And I'm with them.....I hope you keep trying to be funny! hahahaha!!!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

K... I'm DROOLING with envy that your family knows how to break into your blog!!! Of course you're gorgeous because you are my virtual TWIN... but you family is GORGEOUS also... which makes us have even MORE in common!

Seriously... what an FUN surprise for Mother's Day!

OhMYGadness--my Word Verifier is UNTAIR... it's SOOOO one with the universe right now... that's Antartican for UNFAIR... that's AMAZING... cause I'm feeling like it's totally UNTAIR that my daughter doesn't know how to break and enter into MY blog...

I mean, she barely knows how to spell her name, but I'm not getting into specifics!!!

Martha said...

You know they start out small and things just gets worse. What's next Tatum, breaking into the bank account?

How can that be a ho hum Mother's Day?

nevadanista said...

Tatum, I have to tell you that I was hoping my kids would break into my blog and do the same for me :D But no, there is no entry on my blog for 10 May, 2009. Will you be my daughter? No? Maybe just next mother's day? ;-)

What a great gift for your beloved mother - way to go.

Oh, and hey, the super models ain't got nothin' on you!!!