I haven't read a single review or opinion since the winner was announced so here's my virgin take on the finale:
Thumbs up for Alyson and Cyndi Lauper.
Thumbs up for Steve Martin and Miss Utah, what's her name? That cute eclectic chick with the original voice (the first few times you hear it) that got embarrassingly sassy before she got the boot?
Thumbs up for Danny Gokey and Lionel Richie!
Thumbs WAY up for Adam singing Queen! Been waiting all season for that moment and he didn't let me down. (And Kermit singing with Keith Urban was pretty cool too (if I kept my eyes closed)).
GINORMOUS highlight for me when Kara upstaged spray-tanned bikini babe. WOW! Kara's got vocals. She should sing songs about mountains and hurricanes. (And is it bad that I shouted TAKE THAT BIKINI BABE! when her wardrobe malfunctioned?)
My favorite song of the whole night was the Ford commercial. Adam and Kris sounded incredibly in-sync. They should hook up and do a car commercial world tour. I would pay to that my husband to that. It's like killing two birds with one stone.
And it looks like I switched camps just in the nick of time because I ended up on the winning team. Woohoo. I'd hate to be on the losing team because we all know what happens to the losers of American Idol--they get to be on the Disney Channel.
I'm excited to see Adam on iCarly. I hope he wears those black sparkly wings he wore when he performed with Kiss.
(The only thing that would have made that performance better is if Adam, or one of those old dudes in spandex, had taken a spill in their clod hopper shoes.)
I need to give you an update on that uber pooey feeling I've had, (I think it would look cuter spelled poohie, don't you?) Which has now turned into that uber duber poohie feeling.
I also need to give you a progress report on my son's autobiography and on my puppy lub and on my unwashed kids.
But you'll have to sit tight--stay tuned--don't touch that dial. The weekend report will come tomorrow--because I've dozed off a half a dozen times since I started this post.
Can you guys tell which parts I dozed off during?
How do you spell a snore?
Carmen. Is her name Carmen?