Do you ever listen to Jack Johnson saying that he wants to turn the whole world upside down and think to yourself, why? It's already upside down.
If I were a stinkin' hot famous singer I would write a song about how I want to turn the whole world right side up.
Or at least sunny side up.
I think I'll suggest it to him next time I see him.
If there's one thing I've learned it's that nothing makes sense at all. Everything is backwords.
Which in a way makes perfect sense.
Does that make sense?
Or does that make your head spin?
So how many of you have retreat hangover, raise your hand?
I just have one question?
Who the helk threw the noodles on my ceiling?
And does anyone know how to speak Chinese? I need a translator just in case the universe is trying to send me my ancient Chinese secret.
My daughter would say that the universe doesn't send messages via spagetti noodles, but if it did it would say Smile and Be Happy!
She says Smile and Be Happy so much we had it engraved on her ipod just to remind her to take her own advice once in a while.
But we all know it ain't easy to S and BH. To S and BS is much easier.
Hey, btw, we found Nemo!
My son caught him while we were out net fishing. He put him in the tank on top of his dresser and when he opened the lid to feed him Nemo popped right out and soared like a hero right through the air. I suspect he wasn't too keen on the idea of living in a fishbowl. I almost wished there was a big wide ocean underneath him to catch his fall, but instead he belly flopped right into my son's underwear drawer.
Ain't that just like life?
The Gads really must be crazy!
Hey, before you guys make your way back home, THANKS for the awesome, cathartic, fun, draining, inspiring, bonding retreat. I'm going to CRASH!
But first everyone grab a Code Red Mountain Dew.
Now everyone raise your glass and do as my theme song for the day says to do:
Drink to all that we have lost, mistakes that we have made . . .
And remember, Everything will change, but love remains the same.