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Thursday, January 22, 2009

My Crash Coma

Oh guys, I'm a mess!


Seriously, I don't know what to do with myself.



Someone HELP ME!


In typical Crash Test Dummy fashion, I hit a wall today--an emotional wall. Totally crashed, and I couldn't get up off the couch for like 36 hours.


In fact I told my son, who now has strep throat, that if he wanted to go ahead and go to school I would be sick for him and lay around and be bored all day in his place.


I'm self sacrificing that way. Anything for my kids.


As it turned out he decided to stay home and be sick for himself and watch infomercials and I decided to read Shakespeare so I was bored all day anyway.


(J/K Shakespeare! You da bomb!)


So while I was in my Crash coma I couldn't stop thinking about all the things my MIL taught me while she was here.


Like did you know that you should chew your food at least 12 times before swallowing?


That's what she said.


And did you know that the trick to a yummy cup of creamy hot cocoa is mixing together a half a packet of cocoa with some non-fat, non-calorie, non-flavored skim milk and topping it off with a sprig of celery?


The list of things I learned is endless.


*SIDE NOTE (or ASIDE, as WS (Will Shakespeare) would say): If you are duct-taped to me for eternity through marriage and you want to know anything about your mom/grandma's childhood, just give me a call.


And if you want to know anything about my children's childhood, just give her a call. Especially if you want to know all the tricky ways my children sneak food out of the kitchen in-between meals.


Or maybe she's already told you that.


Back to my Crash coma. At one point I drifted off to sleep. Mostly out of sheer exhaustion from drop kicking the t.v. out the door during Yo Gabba Gabba--the show voted most likely to drive a dummy stark raving insane while she's in a coma.


While I was sleeping I had a disturbing dream that I must share. And I'm only sharing it because it's totally true--no embellishment whatsoever. If it weren't true I wouldn't share it because it's too gross.


It's hard for me to tell it because it's so disturbing and because my dream language is rated PG-13, not G like my waking language.

I dreamed that . . . .

Never mind.

I posted the dream for a limited time only, so if you missed it . . . PSYCH!

Let me just say it was about fraud and a bodily function that Shelle talks about all the time, but I never talk about because I'm dainty that way.

And I was putting myself at risk by publically speaking about my subconsious fears.



Bottom line: I think the universe trying to tell me I'm full of it?








P.S. GUESS WHO I CAUGHT LURKING HERE YOU GUYS?


KUTE KASEY! Remember Kute Kasey?


And you'll never believe it. She REALLY is kute and klever. I totally called it.


AND . . . get this . . . she's dating one of my students who just so happens to be a nephew to a guy who just so happens to be a pro-football player who just so happens to be married to my head cheerleader in high school.


True story.


I would give you the link to see for yourself, but Sandi hasn't signed the parental consent form yet.

83 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I had no idea that the "crash" in Crash Test meant so many things. I have so much to learn.

JustRandi said...

Well now, there's a recipe for hot cocoa that I never would have come up with on my own. Creamy and garnished beautifully. Who would have thought?

I am LoW said...

Aw man, thanks for warning me about the language!

Kritta22 said...

I was soo excited when I signed on and you posted only 12 minutes beforehand....I ran over here as fast as my little computer could carry me and Kristina P already beat me!!!!!! And now justrandi. I have lots of catching up to do in this blog stalking business!

I'll be back later. I gotta go get my oil changed before my hubby divorces me.

WV-redness...are your eyes red from Shakespare?

Barbaloot said...

I think I caught your Crash coma. I've been wishing all day that I could spend 36 hours watching useless TV. Stupid job.

April said...

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! I think your son is sick b/c your MIL wasn't there to stop him from shoving too much food in his mouth at one time. I hear that can cause strep throat! Someone's MIL mentioned it.

debilyn said...

oh no...
If having no motivation for anything and spending 36 or more hours on your couch signals a "crash", I think I'm in trouble...

all this time I just thought it was the definition of blogging!

(note to self: get off couch tomorrow)

IWA said...

Dear Crash...

Oh gosh, love you for this.... I mean i love you... and the way those wheels move in that big brain of yours!

So do you think by putting your dream out there, someone might just come alone and try to hack your site! Just pray that no pics are posted with it!

love the cupcakes... seriously.. they're waaay cute!

Sandi said...

OK, 1st things first. How do you catch someone lurking? Because sometimes I lurk in various places and had no idea I could be busted. Please share this wisdom with me so I don't get labeled a stalker! Next- parental consent granted, that story of her boyfriends uncles husbands cousins girlfriend (?) is like playing that 6 degrees of separation- like we all know someone who knows someone that we know...or something like that. Next....what is yo gabba gabba- and what happens if you DON'T chew your food 12 times, and don't you think that your facebook entry should have said "poohing like a dog"?
and last but not least: I hate to go against you Ms. Crash, but GO CARDS!!!!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oh Iwa, i love you too. And I can say that and mean it guys because she was my first 2nd counselor.

But do you think my dream is evoking the power of suggestion?

OMGOSH!

You're right. I better go edit ASAP. Too bad Lo had to see/hear that.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Okay, I understood everything you said except NO CARDS. I'm thinking.


I'm thinking.


I'm thinking.


Hmmmmm . . .

April said...

(go cards) <----sending subliminal message to Crash

Sandi said...

as in beat the steelers

Sandi said...

i know you didn't mention it in the latest post, but I just remembered your shout out for the steelers so I had to speak up

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oh wow! You guys are a deadly duo!

Love how your minds work together.

NO, GO STEELERS!!!!!!!

Sandi said...

Awww I just went and re-read that kupcake post and I still just can't believe that you girls did that for me....that was the nicest thing EVER. I think thats where I got my testimony of blogs.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Sandi, Kute Kasey added me to her side bar so her site showed up on my site meter. I don't know if she's lurking or not actually. I just know someone clicked over from her site. It could have been YOU! Maybe I caught YOU lurking. You can lurk more strategically because you don't have a blog.

Sandi said...

Well glory be! The next person that asks why I don't have a blog will now receive the answer that I can lurk more easily without one!

Jami said...

Crash, Crash, Crash. Dang'd if I wasn't thinking you today. Because I so was. My neighbor crashed. The dummy. So help me Jerry Springer.

Anyway...sorry about the comma. That Eve!

Celery? Ew.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Jami, what the what?????

April said...

I just reread the Kute Kasey (go cards) blog too! That was before I even (go cards) had a blog! And the first time I was introduced (go cards) to Crash & Swirl. Awww.....the memories.....(go cards)

Sandi said...

Jami has left me completely confused. and April, seriously wasn't that the nicest thing EVER? I bet you got your testimony of blogs then too. GO CARDS!
WV=blogaram----very close to blogarama, which is kind of what we do here, yes?
GO CARDS

Sandi said...

OK where did everyone go?
WV= bumlike------what the what?

April said...

hahahaha....the wv is being rude!!!
Sorry I had to watch (go cards) The Office with (go cards) my son...his request.

Where did everyone (go cards) else go????

:tap:
:tap:

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

val of the south said...

I just found out something good about living in Utah - you can get a blessing in like 5 minutes from the time you call! (we barely had time to vacuum! Like they'd even notice!!)
Our home teacher lives across the street and he grabbed a guy who lives 2 doors up...so weird, yet convenient!

Hope your son gets well quick!

Glad to see you used your coma to ponder all the truths that MILs impart - for me it's a case of outta sight, out of mind!! Though mine never teaches me anything cool like cocoa with celery (maybe she had to use celery because you'd mainlined all the whipped cream...just sayin')

Kritta22 said...

you guys are nuts! I didn't get my oil changed cuz all the oil places close to SIX!! What the what? How dumb is that?

anyway I'm going to dunk my kid in the bath and then go read this post about the cards...I missed something big I think!

Sandi said...

And April, did you enjoy hearing Kevin talk about who he would and would not "bang"? I bet Broc enjoyed that. Oh, and he also said the "P" word. And why in the heck did the whole Dwight/Angela/Andy thing not come up at all after last weeks episode? I am confused.

Sandi said...

Kritta is going to be disappointed to find out that there isn't actually a Cards post. haha. I am talking to myself!

April said...

I'm sorry but I'm NOT understanding this (go cards-in the superbowl- (for Kritta)) thing with commas (go cards) and ellipses....is it b/c I had my plumbing (go cards) removed over 12 YEARS AGO!!!! I know (go cards) you're jealous!

April said...

It was fun to explain that in that context didn't mean to shoot a gun. J/K. That's why I watch it WITH him. We can both act shocked together.

April said...

(go cards)

Sandi said...

ha ha April. I'm glad you are still here at least. I was beginning to think I was stinkin up the place or something. Guess what? I just looked at Kasey's comments and Crash totally was there, seeing me talk trash about her fellow professor- do you think she'll tell on me?

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Okay, I'm so laughing right now at your subliminal messages and at my rude verifier. I think my verifier wants the STEELERS to win. In fact my verifier is saying GO STEELERS right now. NO joke.

hee hee

And I'm so laughing at Kritta and how she's going to go give her kid a bath and then come back and read the post and look for the part about the cards and she won't be able to find it and she'll be like WHAT THE WHAT?

hee hee

She thinks she missed something big, but really she didn't miss anything at all.

hee hee

And it's so fun that Val finally found one good thing about living in UTAH! YAY! I'm so happy for you Val. But I hope everything is okay. I'm a little worried because you guys needed a blessing.

And now I"m excited to watch the Office after you guys chatted about it in my chat room.

And I love that to listen to you guys chat. It makes me feel like I'm watching the Muppets.

And I love Just Randi's profile pic. That thumbing heart is the cutest thing in the world.

GO STEELERS!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Of course not. Everyone talks trash about that professor. Ask Martha. Martha talks smack about her all the time.

And everyone I HOPE YOU NOTICED that my post was about my CRASH COMA, not COMMA! YOu got that right?

GO STEELERS

Sandi said...

and just who the heck is Randi
and if I am going to be a muppet, do I get to choose which one?

The Crash Test Dummy said...

I meant thumping heart. NOT thumbing heart. Two different animals.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

You guys are the two in the balcony.

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val of the south said...

Thanks for your concern - nothing major. My 11 year old daughter has been sick all day with a stomach thing, but then she started crying about being sick (or else she's starting the hormones) I didn't know what was wrong with her. So it was mostly to calm her down.

She's going to be a roller coaster once the hormones really kick in!!

Okay, I totally sounded like my grandma when I said she's starting the hormones!!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

hee hee, Val.

There's two much estrogen in here tonight. Let's talk about feet.

You guys talk about feet. I gotta run pick my daughter up from soccer practice.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

val of the south said...

lol about the balcony

Sandi said...

Um..did you see that I learned how to delete a comment? It's a big day for me. I am going to bed, no talking about everyone's nasty feet for me, a girl has to draw the line somewhere for heaven sakes. April, it's been fun, see you and your Flinstone feet later!

val of the south said...

wv: prizessa

I want to be a prizessa - like a princessa but with prizes!

val of the south said...

I'm the only one left at Crash's Coma Party, which is better than a comma party, since I never know when to use them correctly!

Sandi said...

Crash this is your hot tip before I go to bed: Watch Jay Leno tonight....heeelarious!

Sandi said...

nighty night Val :)
Go CARDS

Haynsy said...

Can I just say that the "Guys Who Blog" section of Mormon Mommy's has no where near the irreverence of the women that I follow or that follow me.

It's like being in High Priests all the time, someone wake me up.

What I'm trying to say is I would love a poke. Guys Who Blog... boring.... there are some such as Henry the Frog.

Kritta22 said...

What the WHAT?????

Freaking doesn't say anything about cards over there!

But it does say that Crash's comment box isn't a chat room or confession or something else.

YES IT IS!!

And that Shelle and EMily and Alyson are all related! What the WHAT again!?!!!

And now you are her twin! Stinking I'm in the wrong family tree!

NOW SOMEONE explain to ME what the crap the cards is about??!!!

Kritta22 said...

OH HA HA!!!!

You guys are sooo stinking funny!

I get the card thing now, thanks April! I thought the cardinals were baseball....this is why I need the satellite!

I just realized, thanks to your comment box that I spelled satellite wrong on my blog. How dumb do I look!

I think it's funny that your cupcake fell Crash! Serves you right for linking and then talking about cards. You confused a Kritta!

nevadanista said...

Hillary Swank = not hot, imo.

Just thought you'd want to know.

Swirl sure does a mean swirl! Good thing she helped you out :)

You know who I caught lurking on your blog last night? My 14 year old, Ella. Guess I'm going to have to watch what I say. She informed me that I'm your featured follower. Good thing I didn't tell a super steamy first kiss story!

nevadanista said...

Thanks Kritta, I didn't want to be the only one who didn't know what the cards reference was about...and I have a satellite :)

April said...

Watchu talkin about Wallace..I mean Nevada! Hillary Swank is hott!!! Just ask (go cards) Michael Scott!

BTW..I don't think Hillary (go cards) is hot either! She pulls of a guy too easily.

See ya Sandi...yabadabadooooo!!!! (go cards)

April said...

You know Crash (go cards), it's not nice to tell people (go cards) to steal! That's just (go cards) rude! hehehehe!!!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

What the what are you guys drinking in here?

I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

Hillary Shwank? Who said anything about Hillary Shwank? Was that on The Office, cause I taped it.

OHHHHH, lemme guess, JAY LENO!

Okay, now I'm starting to understand how you guys feel when you read ME.

Mariko said...

I'm so behind on the (fix the printer) inside jokes these days. Sigh. Is this because I'm comment 54 instead of 1???
First:
No idea (fix the printer)what cards mean. I do know the steelers have something to do with sports (and horns?), soooooo...
*thinking*
Dang it. The thought (fix the printer) just isn't making it through.
Second:
Cupcakes?
Did someone say cupcakes?

Oh, but the only thing about cupcakes is that why can't they just be a whole cake? (fix the printer)Because if I eat 5 cupcakes I'm a slob, and if I eat 1 big piece of cake I have a good appetite. Yep.
Oh, and your daughter asks if you could please fix the printer because she has to print out a bunch of stuff for my class.
She also tells me you're a multitasker, so I assume that you are fixing the printer as I speak.
(fix the printer)

Mariko said...

Oh, and (falafel) you're also supposed to serve her some falafel. What kind of existence (falafel) are you providing for your daughter, if none (falafel) of it involves falafel?

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Hee hee. I'm so on to you guys.

I've been waiting to find out what message the universe would send me tonight. My daughter came home with a grin and said "did you get your message for the universe yet?"

And I'm not that much of a multi-tasker so I have to go to my office at 5:30 am to print her 5 copies of the paper she's writing at this very minute. I would have printed it at my office tonight but she's not done yet soooooooo . . .

You're not behind on the inside jokes. There are no inside jokes today. These people in my comment box are just high on life and aren't making a bit of sense.

Seriously I've never seen any of them before in my life. I think they're in the wrong comment box.

And what the what about falafel? Would that be a pita falafel? I don't make those. I make saimin and that's it.

Could you make the falafel since you're a food porn addict.

Oh and I stopped by your food porn blog and Dar's food porn blog, but there was no nudity so I left.

But seriously, they are lovely sites and they made me want to learn to cook.

I just wish you could cook words and feed them to your kids.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oh Dar is short for Damaris. I call her Dar because I don't want to call her the D word.

Jami said...

I will give my Jerry Springer story tomorrow. I'm too wiped out by the drama today. Sorry for being confusing.

But really. Celery? You're making that up.

Kritta22 said...

Alright kids, Crash has gotta go print off paper for her daughter that somehow knows Mar?

What the what??

Am I the only one that isn't in someway connected to someone in the comment box???

Crash I think you need a post about how you know all your followers....just so I can keep things straight in here.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Okay, I'm ROFLOL at Kritta. Hee hee You are so cute Kritta. I may not have LOL'd if I hadn't just watched Jay Leno and The Office.

Mar is my daughter's hoity toity English teacher and Dar . . . well, I don't know Dar. But Dar knows Mar and Mar knows Co. Oh, and Co is Dar's aunt.

Yea, everyone is related to someone in this comment box.

Except you.

hee hee. But YOU are part of Crash -n- friends so that means YOU are part of the Dummy Ohana!

Welcome to the Family!

I just came to tell Nevada and April that I get your What's up Wallace and Hillary Swank jokes now that I watched the OFFICE. I loved seeing Michael Scott in an ethical dilemma of Lord of the Rings proportions.

And Sandi, you were right, Leno was heeeelarious. I loved the clip where Biden pokes Chief Justice Roberts in the eye and Obama's body language is like OH nO YOU DON'T Cowboy! I saw that yesterday and loved it. So glad my husband got to see it too. Biden is quite the bafoon.

Just saying.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oh and Haynsy needs a poke in the eye! YAY!

I loved your high priests joke. That was classic. ha ha ha haa

Did everyone see Haynsy's high priest joke!

Relief Society kicks booty on High Priests!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Jami, can't wait to hear about Jerry Springer. And I think I finally got that eve joke. I'm a little slow tonight. Been reading too much Shakespeare so I'm way over you guys's heads tonight.

And you're right about the celery, but the rest is true.

Kritta, I added a few songs for you. Track 40 and 41

The Crash Test Dummy said...

So, I'm just up past midnight prepping for my Hamlet lecture tomorrow and listening to my playlist and Bohemian Rhapsody comes on. And EEEEEEK! That is NOT Queen. That was awful. EWwww why didn't anyone tell me how horrible it was.

So I changed it!!!! Sigh. Sorry to put you through that.

So Kritta, now your songs are track 39 and 40.

kasey ferrell said...

That is quite the story, so Im pretty sure that makes us cousins somehow right? My first kiss story is also very sad and lamo like my moms I think us small town arizona girls are destined to have not so romantical first kisses.

I am LoW said...

Kritta- I'm here (and I am Jan Brady, always forgotten about, always left out) and unrelated to anyone in this comment box. Although I believe I have lots of peeps that are lurking here. And I am related to lots of peeps, just not these here peeps.

But I have been a follower of Crash since the beginning. She is my Pioneer Woman and I am her Hyacinth. (Crash doesn't know though, so keep that on the DL)I knew her blog before her blog hit the big time. :)

About Biden- do you guys know my wittle baby sister used to work at the Capitol as an elevator button pusher for the Senate? Or in other words- her job was to see to it that the Senate got to where they needed to go?

AND she said Biden was one funny fella. He would always be running late with his hair sopping wet (like, right out of the shower) and he would always give my sister an excuse as to why he was running late. Isn't that cute? Like he needs to explain to the elevator operator. haha! And it was usually, "My workout ran late."

Ah, the stories she had. The people she met. We were so sad when she got another job.....

I am LoW said...

Crash- the Jack and Diane doesn't sound like John COugar Mellencamp either. But it says it's him. But it's okay, I am stuck on listening to Iz over and over and over anyways.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I was reading all the comments and then half way down I realized I have NO idea what you are talking about...even though I was reading the comments in sequential order...it was like comments were missing...

The Smurfette was first again...oh how I love mocking her...she must have like a phone that has her reader and she gets PINGED when a new post hits her reader or something? i need me one of those phones!

Crash...I'm sorry you crashed...it's a bummer but I'm sure your body IS telling you something...my mom use to say, "Your burning the Candle at both ends" so I am saying that to you...because it HAS to be hard to be a witty, fun, intelligent BYU Hawaii teacher AND BLOG Across American...

I'm sure you wish sometimes that there were TWO of you...hey wait, there ARE two of you...ME. Would you like me to teach for you?

I suck at grammar...but I'm way good at the blogging etiquette...I could teach them that. It is the way of the world now, its better that they know now rather then later...I'm sure it will help them in the future?

You WERE always the dainter one...with language that is. But I am very CURIOUS to hear about your dream...

Does that mean you ONLY have uncontrollable BODILY functions in your Dreams? Instead of in Real Life?

something to think about

Until laters...

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

OHMYGOSH...my last comment was 69...totally fitting for me and my reputation now...don't you think?

:)

T said...

So glad Kritta reminded me I'm supposed to get the oil changed!

I posted about dreams this morning - now I just look like a copycat... but yours are so much more interesting than mine... even if I have to piece them together from a bunch of comments because you won't share anymore! (how many times do I have to learn that I miss out on so much when I spend the evening with my family, and sleeping...)

And I think I'd just throw a cup of that nasty hot cocoa at Yo Gabba Gabba and crew and be done with it all.

Sandi said...

I still don't know what Yo Gabba Gabba is- and I'm also wondering about falafel?

♥georgie♥ said...

geesh I am late again...all the fun stuffs happens when i am not here it is a conspiracy or a family reunion(which is kinda like a conspiracy)

SWIRL said...

I missed the whole DANG party!!?!?
what the?? that's what I get for tucking the kids in bed last night!

Emily said...

Crash! I gave you an award on my site today! Totally hope to meet you in person someday (like maybe August 11, 2009!!)

robin said...

Crash, hope your son feels better soon. Strep graced my throat a couple of weeks ago and only took 2 rounds of antibiotics to request it to leave.

Now I'm fascinated with all things nose related...did you see my awesome nose stint removal video??? destined to be a classic!!! (the video is not OF me... it is just a representation of what will be done TO me on Monday) ***WARNING*** not for the faint of heart.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oooooh Robin, I'm faint of heart. I'm faint of mind. I'm faint of body and soul and spirit. I can't take things that make me faint, in other words.

Once I fainted at Ricks College during Miracle of Life. I rushed to the bathroom but woke up on the floor with a busted up chin and a chipped tooth.

True story.

I also fainted the first time I used a . . . well . . . the first time I inserted a . . . well . . . an aparatus that helps when you're on your comma, not your elipses.

And I fainted while I was teaching class. I was pregnant with my twins at the time. I was giving a quiz and I started feeling it coming on so I said, excuse me one moment . . . I stepped outside the door and passed out cold. I woke up next to the garbage can in the main hallway at BYU-H

True story.

I'll be back to tell more true stories after I go lie down for a moment. I'm feeling dizzy.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

I fainted the first time I got a tetnus shot too. And I fainted when I got my "premarital" exam. ewwwww.

I'm okay right now though because I'm laying down. Just plugged the ethernet cable into my ear so we could chat.

Lo, you gotta get your peeps out of the closet so I can poke them in the eye and assign them extended family members.

ALOHA LO's peeps! Dar, Mom, Gary (Oooh, I hope Gary reads me, he's so cute) Zoe . . .

Cool story about Biden. So in-character. I cracked up watching Jay Leno last night. Poor Obama has that same look on his face that my husband always get whenever we're at a party and I drink too much Code Red.

And yes, LO was one of my original peeps, along with Jami and Funny Farmer. Lo, I still remember your first comment. You were like, "Wait! Are you funny, or do you think big thoughts? DECIDE already!"

And Jami was my very first comment. I got so excited I started screaming like a raving lunatic through the house. My daughter said something really rude like "What a lam-o, loser mom. Blogging is for the bored and stupid people. And I cried and that's when I came out of the closet about being a writer and she felt really bad because I guilt tripped her.

J/K. I can't afford a guilt trip with this economy.

OMGOODNESS. What was I saying?

Shelle, You are so right about the comment box. Like John Mayer always says, SOMETHING's MISSING! It was like a Twilight Zone episode.

And my mom always said that about burning the candle at both ends too. Fancy. Oh, well, DUH! My mom is virtually your mom.

Oh, T is so cute (and glamorous). T are you that glamorous in real life?

Me too.

Everyone, let's go read T's dreams. She's really the Jan Brady in the family. Lo, is more the Marsha.

Hi Swirl, Hi Georgie. Thanks for the award Emily.

And Sandi, Yo Gabba Gabba is the most idiotical show every filmed. I shake my head and say "OH GAD" that whole time. STUPID STUPID STUPID.

I would go so far as to say I HATE YO GABBA GABBA!

HATE HATE HATE It!

oh, sorry. Didn't mean to scare you with my pent up rage.

Okay, well, I'm just going to count this as my post for the day, okay.

Aloha oe everyone.

Sandi said...

OK got the yo gabba gabba...kind of? now what about the falafel?
NICE POST CRASH!! Seriously we should start a chat room because we all want to say what we want to say but we cant all have a blog because we are all already too busy reading yours and shelle's and lo's and aly's and kristina's and swirl's etc.
HAPPY FRIDAY!
GO CARDS!
GLAD YOU LIKED LENO....HAHAHA TOO FUNNY.

robin said...

Crash if you are prone to fainting then PLEASE do NOT watch the video of nose stints being taken out. Or if you do be sure to be lying down already as the video contains lots of slimy mucus. My eyes popped out of my head when I found this video and realized what was up my nose (I'm trying to forget but the image is burned onto my retinas).

Sandi, you should have kept yourself out of the loop on the Yo Gabba Gabba. They aren't worth knowing!!!!

Although it is a toss-up between Yo Gabba Gabba and Barney on the annoying meter.

Melanie J said...

Okay, I don't want to be bossy, but everyone's going to have to stop badmouthing Yo Gabba Gabba because 1) the entire cast and crew just about is in my stake and 2) it is the ONLY thing my toddler will watch and therefore, the SOLE reason for forty minutes of peace and quiet in my dad. Well, minus Brobee's dulcet tones. But I play that sucker back to back everyday and Baby G zones out and I write. Viva the Gabba!

robin said...

Hey Crash...Crash!!! Crash!!!! quick!!! someone get the smelling salts!!! she fainted from watching my nose stints video!!!! Crash wake up!!!!! are you okay???? I knew I shouldn't have put that video on my blog. It's too dangerous for people with weak stomachs, heart conditions and those who pass out at the drop of a hat!!!

p.s. my husband still won't watch it so you are tougher than him. kudos.

Martha said...

Wait, I don't even know who I talk smack about. Who is it Kasey?