Thanks for coming to my first annual CTD all-night/all-day sleep over! Sorry I'm so late. Had to be a mom and wife today.
First thing I need to do is send a shout out to Jami because she's feeling so freakin' ignored, plus she needs some help with her talk on Sunday, so look to it, people! LY, Jami. You're my favorite, (but you didn't hear it from me).
So I keep hearing that the whole mainland is snowed in. The Gads must be angry with you guys. I've been trying to think of a way to lift your morale so I thought I would throw you a party.
I hope you took a long winters nap today and brought your flannel P.J.'s and your fleece blankets.
Okay, so every slumber party has an agenda and the first thing on my agenda is gossip.
Let's start with things that make you go, EWW! Last night in my comment box Alyson told us something about Martha Stewart's daughter, and we all went, EWW!
And then I remembered that I have my own juicy gossip about Martha Steward, straight from the mouth of my friend who lived right next door to her in New York the summer she was on house arrest.
So NOT to be rude and NO offense, but SHE said Martha is really . . . W.I.E.R.D. She said that she has a ginormous barn worth like 20 million hundred dollars with heated floors and everything. And that she only has black animals. PITCH black! If they're not PITCH black, she won't have anything to do with them.
And she won't let the animals out during the day because she doesn't want their fur to get sun bleached. BLESS HER WIERD LITTLE HEART.
So, if you can believe it, she runs her horses at 3 a.m. NO LIE!
I mean, I'm just saying. I mean, it's just funny. You know. How everyone has their little . . . oddities.
Was that rude?
Okay time for make-overs. You can do my make-up and I'll do yours. And we can gab and giggle while we're getting glammed out.
So I'll gab about my day first, then you can gab about your day.
My day was super fun because remember Wolfgang, my Austrian student? He started a blog! OMGOSH! I finally had a positive influence on one of my students. But funny thing, he used to point and laugh out loud at me in class every time I mentioned my blog. So can I just publicly point and laugh at him and say nani nani boo boo and I TOLD YOU SO! What a hypocrite! Blogging his brains out like the rest of us.
I LOVE his blog title A Tremendous Life. Austrians are so cute. Especially when they say the word tremendous. You have to go read him because there's nothing more tremendous then seeing Las Vegas for the first time through the eyes of an Austrian.
Oh, and then I fell in love with a gay German. (Talk about a super hopeless romance!! Sue, I'll sell you the pretend blog rights if you want.)
I mean, I know I could change him back to straight, but he can't change me back to single. I've been pretending to be married for 20 years. But I am going to put him on my soul braddah list because even though I'm not an athiest and I'm not gay and I'm not German, he can still finish my sentences for me. (see his comment in my bedtime story post).
So hows about you guys? How was your day?
YAWN! (excuse me)
Okay, it's time for Truth or Dare.
I totally want to play.
But just let me close my eyes for a second while you tell me about your day.
Not sleeping--just resting my eyes.
Go ahead, gab away . . .
Oh, and can you hand me that fleece blanket?