Okay peeps, mark your calendars because the Crash Test Dummy is coming to Utah on July 10th. If you want to meet me at the airport with banners and balloons I'll send you my itinerary thingie.
And hey, maybe if I start jogging 10 miles a day I'll be able to fit into my HS cheer skirt so we can have a little pep rally by the baggage claim.
Let me know if you want me to bring my playlist and do a Kung Fu Panda workshop for your Young Women or teach your crazy bored friends how to survive 60 mph impacts w/o airbags.
Or, if you want, you can just take me out to lunch at the Olive Garden. (I accept Jamba Juice cards too.)
OR, OR, OR, we can have a quilting bee. I don't quilt myself, but you guys could quilt while I blog about it. And I can serve you chips and salsa while you quilt and I blog. I'm good at serving chips and salsa.
Dead serious--not about the chips and salsa,but about the quilting bee--thanks to Wendy @No Botox Allowed for giving wings to my magic quilt idea.
I've got a MIND BLOWING PLAN to heal the world (one quilt at a time.) Click here to read my plan and see my new site.
And you know what else I've been thinking about? Anjeny and how she nominated me for best blog of all time and how I giggled and called her a silly silly goose.
But why shouldn't I be best blog of all time? Why should I be intimidated by Pioneer Woman? I mean, true, I don't have any votes yet, but I'm only 20 votes behind pioneer woman and 24 votes behind Dooce. And I'm only 130 votes behind the real best blog of all times.
I still have time to catch up if I blog my brains out 24/7 for the next 300 days or so.
Maybe I could get Jack Johnson to write me a magic theme song that hypnotizes readers into voting for me . . .
The possibilities are endless.
I mean, I know by myself I'm not best blogger of all time, because, well, let's face it, I don't have a Marlboro man. My man doesn't even smoke. But I do have a happy German.
And a tremendous Austrian.
Seriously, what does the Pioneer Woman have that I don't have (besides a chain smoking husband)?
I may not have cows or horses, but I have cockroaches and geckos.
I may not be able to cook, but Mariko can and Damaris can and Amanda can.
Does PW have a published author who sold her first novel out of print in less than 2 months? Well, we do, thanks to Miss D. and Miss HeiD.
I may not take stunningly breath taking photographs, but Alyson does and so does Shelle.
PW has a mentally retarded brother, but I bet she doesn't have an apostate brother. And I bet she doesn't have a yellow submarine. And she probably doesn't speak to the universe or make magic quilts.
WE CAN DO THIS THING, girls!
All I need is 21 votes and I'll be on page one. And if I'm on page one, then we can make a gazillion quilts and heal the world a gazillion times faster. Then maybe we could get sponsors for our Blog-Across-America tour and we could write books about all the crazy people in America and go on Oprah and David Letterman and Regis and Kelly.
And then we could all get our hair Japanese straightened.
Are you as pumped as I am right now?
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Oh, and about my daughter's hoity toity SS teacher . . . I didn't end up busting a move on her because I had to give her the Heimlich instead. She was seriously choking on her words that she would shave her head if my daughter's group made it to the History Day district competition.
They did make it--(4th place so there's room for improvement, but STILL!)
And can I say something to my daughter's friends who also made it. Sydney/3rd place essay, Josi/3rd place performance, and Josie/2nd place documentary. WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!
You go, girls! Seriously, SO TAMN Proud of You! (Don't tell your parents I said that.)
(Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Josi! Can everyone leave some cake in my comment box. Wolfgang, will you bring your honey and granola frozen yogurt? And will everyone wear blue today in her honor.)
MAHALO!
You guys are da bomb!
And remember . . . A vote for Crash is a vote for Crash-n-Friends! Click on one of the blogger's choice buttons on the left hand side bar to vote. You do have to sign up and log in.
LY Friends!
111 comments:
Who needs a chain-smoking husband when you have a very hot, sexy jock slash nerd{brainy} husband? Can PW says she has a brawn and brainy husband? No sireee, uh huh!!
You got hordes of people backing ya up. And I am not silly, you goose, you do have the best blog.
Now, drag these peeps over there to vote. Go CRASH!!!
Oh yeah, congrats to your daughter and her team. Happy birthday Josie!!
Well Crash...Robin and I have a retarded sister...I know she's the same person but you can count her twice since you have two followers with a retarded sister. And my retarded sister is 30 and still wears diapers and can't talk! Ok, she can say, momma, bill (my dad's name) and april (moi) but that's it! So I'm voting for you! Where do I vote?
BTW...were any ribs broken during the Heimlich process, cause that would have been a shame!
OH crap!! I'm posting this to be first!!! So there Kristina!!!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Anjeny beat me!!!! RATS!!!!
OH hey Anjeny...didn't see ya there gf!!!
HaPpY BiRtHdAy JoSiE!!
Congrats to Crash jr and team on the History Project....are you taking the clippers for teach to buzz her hair...I'm just saying!
Now I have to go vote!!!
Hi Girls. Hey April, are you out of the house today yet? Been waiting on the report of your return to reality.
To vote just click on one of the bloggers choice award buttons on my side bar and it will take you to where you can cast your vote. You have to sign up as a member before you can vote, that's the hassle part, but WORTH IT, girlfriend, for Oprah!
hee hee
I am allowed to leave, but don't have the energy!! HOW RUDE!!! I signed up and voted!!! You should show one vote now!!! YOU ARE WELCOME!!!
GO CARDS!!! hehehehe!!!
WAHOOO! ONE VOTE!
GO CARDS!!!
Hi April,
It is really good to see you without all that eye blinding glow!! LOL.
I didn't mean to take your first post place, I wasn't aware I was the first one here...just reading about PW having a chain-smoking husband, I wanted to rush in here and reassure Crash that she has one of the best darn looking husband walking this planet, in case she is doubting it, you know...{ya hear that Crash.}
Ok Crash, I am sooo not using your comment box as my chatroom like some people---->@April...LOL.
Go STEELERS...Go CARDS!! Sheesh, what am I doing, I'm not a sports fan, I don't care who wins/lose. Bite me!!
~sticks tongue out at both Crash and April and run like crazy out the comment box~
Ahahahahahahahahahah!!!
I'm going to vote for ya :)
BTW Marlboro Man doesn't smoke...i checked because after I read her love story I couldn't bare for him to be a smoker...But we can still call him a Chain Smoker because right now we are trying to be the best blog ever...So I'm going over to vote for you!!!
But I hate signing up for clubs just to vote for stuff...it gets under my skin a little...but I'm going to do it...because we need sponsors for BLOGGING ACROSS America!
So will you pics of her shaving off her hair? That will be just as sweet as kicking her butt...I think...I'll let you know when i see the pics :)
I have a retarded cousin? Does that work? And NO crash it's not Alyson...rude that you would even think that...I have a REAL life retarded cousin...whom I love with all my heart...
AND I have an apostate brother, but he's still in the closet...so...hmmmm...
Anyway...I think of more things we have that PW doesn't...
Wait...I've got it...
You guys have FRESH sushi...and she doesn't. Take THAT PW!!!
OMGosh so when are you comin to tulsa??? cuz i am pretty sure i can get all 3 local news stations to meet us at the airport if I say i am adopting someone...
You so have my vote!!!
priesses. I swear to you that even though I am a faux feminist I am not trying to get the priesthood. Your word verification has lost its mind!
I'll go vote for you O Awesome One.
Um, where do I vote?
Are you stopping in CA on your way to UT? I might be able to work out a banner in Nor Cal.
I'm still officially sick in bed which is why I haven't figured out yet what the heck you are talking about (except the part about Miss D selling out in two months tho "officially" it was only one but who's counting?) BUT I plan to study this further after I do carpool which I shouldn't be doing either since I am so brain dead it is hardly safe. So, IF I get back I will be studying this to figure out where I need to go to vote for you 1400 times. Love you!
Is there an award for mouthiest commenters ever? (neither of those are words?)
April - really, when you have the energy I REALLY need a pedicure - and I bet we could convince Shelle to join us...
She promised a shaved head, a heart attack AND death? Just settle for the first one ;) That would be the right thing to do...
T...you twisted my arm...I'll definitely do a PEDI with you guys!!! :) Can we be BFF's in REAL life?
Seriously though...lets do it! And Crash, we already had an Olive Garden Party...how shallow that you already forgot!!! :)
WV: HAZORK: Definition, hazardous dork...that should be an UNWORD huh?
Yay! Thanks for voting Shelle and Anjeny. April your vote didn't show up. Don't know why. Maybe because you're rooting for the cards.
Shelle, I don't remember the taste of bread sticks and salad so it doesn't count.
Miss Heidi, I'm sorry you're so sick. GET BETTER SOON!
Anjeny, my husband is blushing about your said about him. And he said he's going to start smoking so I have a better shot at winning.
hee hee
LY everyone. I'm going to go get a P.O. Box so you can start sending quilt pieces. So EXCITED about the magic quilt.
All I have to say, is that in my book, you're better than Pioneer Woman. I don't read her blog every time it pops up in my google reader (maybe she's not in there and you are...), so you can just stick you're tongue out at her for that.
And I say the pedicure is combined with an Olive Garden soiree when you're here in July.
But Crash- if you get blog famous.... you might forget the little people. I don't want to be forgotten!!
But I voted anyways. :-)
And I loooove PW. But I love Crash most!
I'm number 21 today. This makes me so sad.
And I will be there if I can wear my Snuggie!
What!?!?!? We know each other in real life too, so cool. Email me and tell me your real name now. tiffany34@gmail.com
Yes my mom is Dana and yes we did Franklin school operates. I gotta know who you are.
Owww...Shelle, I'm going to get you! But you got me laughing! hahahaha
I have a retarded sister like April, but I'm still all about the Crash and not about the PW, even though I've taken advantage of her free actions for photoshop.
I'm so JEALOUS of our Utah peeps!! I wish I could see you in the Beehive State. My parents want me to go out this summer, but I'm thinking no. When are you coming to NYC or Boston??
Oh, and Shelle you still haven't told me when you're coming to NYC! Your cousin, who is sometimes mistaken for having mental retardation, wants to meet you too!
NO ALYSON!!! I have a REAL retarded sister!! hehehehe!!! Oh never mind...hahahaha!!!
I am going to see why my vote didn't count and why can't I see the buttons on your sidebar any more Crash?
I didn't mean my sister is retarded like you, April! hehehe I have a retarded sister just like you do. Or maybe you're making fun of your other sister. I'm confused!!
Okay guys, FIRST THINGS FIRST!
I LOVE PIONEER WOMAN! I don't read her everyday now that I have you guys, but SHE ROCKS! She was the first blog I stalked. Swirl turned me onto her. I sat on the edge of my seat reading her Marlboro Man romance. And her photos are amazing. I don't even come close to her abilities, but I LOVE CRASH-N-FRIENDS too.
Just having fun.
And Marlboro man doesn't smoke, but it's fun to play dumb. Crash is so dumb. Gotta love that girl.
Second, I WILL NEVER FORGET MY PEEPS! No matter how blog famous I get. LO, you're my Hyacinth. Everybody, GO FOLLOW LO! That girl needs some followers and she's the cutest southern belle in the world.
Alyson, if my daughter or my son makes it National History Day in Washington D.C. I'll be in New York in early June1 Wahooooooo! Let's do New York City together and take pictures. I can hardly wait to be photographed by Alyson and Shelle,
PEDI's in St. George everyone! (With PHOTOS) And Pedi's in Happy Valley.
And get this. I just found out I DO HAVE a reader from PROVO. Tiffany. And not only is Tiffany a reader from PROVO. She grew up 2 blocks away from me and her Mom did all the operetas for my school. HOW Crazy is that?
I totally remember Tiffany. Tiffany you were my brother's age. His name is Dan. He was the star of Jack and the Beanstalk. He was super cute and you probably had a crush on him.
Are you figuring out who I am now?
Kristina P. So laughing that you were number 21. Nani Nani. I REALLY want a photo of all of us together with Kristina P. in her Snuggi! ha ha hahahahahahah
Hey April, your vote showed up. And now I have 5 votes. Wahooo! That puts me on page 6 or 7.
You guys are the best friends ever.
Your verifier says "skinable"
Sounds like a word the serial killer on Silence of the Lambs would use. Owwwwwww!!!
It's OK!! Found them!!! I'm just blonde!! My votes went through!!!
GO CARDS!!!
NO PEDI'S...well...er...MAYBE!
CRASH IS COMING TO SEE ME?!?! Dude - my calendar is so marked!
I love PW for photos of horses and cows and the occasional great recipe, but when I want to shake my head and say, "What the what?!" I always come here.
Although PW's husband is pretty dang HOT, I gotta admit. She puts pictures of his Wrangler-n-Chap clad butt on there all the time. Maybe that's what you need to do to compete!
OHHHHH....I want to meet Crash at the airport on July 10th!!! With a banner...that would be heeee-sterical!!!
h ha ha ha hahaha What a funny idea to actually squeeze my husbands buns into a pair of wranglers and shoot photos of his bootie so I can compete. ha ha ha
Oh, Martha, Swirl, what do you guys think?
Ha ha ha Funny Farmer. What the what? Good one.
And April, that would be heelarious. hee hee
You better not, girl. I was just joshin ya, pulling yer legs. But let's do pedis.
YAY! I Can't wait to meet all my friends. Especially my BBFF
Lo, your profile pic at the voting booth is so cute, you little pouty thing, you.
Has anyone gone over to follow Lo yet? It's worth it.
I'm still not over that skinable verifier! Giving me the heebie-jeebies!
What are the chances your kids will make it and I'll see your pretty face in the big apple?
Alyson, well they made it last year. My daughter's group took 3rd place in the nation. My son took 5th. I think my son has a good chance to make it because he's in the junior division, but my daughter is in the senior division now so competition is stiffer, but there's always HOPE! If they make it we'd be there around the 10th or 11th.
Alyson--Glad you could take a joke! hahaha! Hey I'm coming over to NYC in July...July 15th!!!
around there...but I would love to work something out where we came over to visit or something.
ANd Crash I totally believe that putting your husband in Wranglers on the BEACH would be so funny...Funny Farmer has such great ideas...then you could mention how your SAND is the real deal and THEIR sand had to be imported! :)
And YEA for pedi's in St. George and then I'll get one in Happy Valley also!!!
Hip Hip Hooray!!!
To bad you can't forget me when you become famous Crash...because I'm like one of those Leech twins where I ride on your coat tails...or in your case your snorkeling fin tails to success...I'm coming along!!!
You know it, Shelle. ALL of you are coming along. Seriously, I'm setting up a Crash-n-Friends blogspot right now where we can all post our crazy travel antics, fist fights and good deeds.
My verifier says dishal
Love to dish on ya'll
Ok, I got a shout out so I went to vote...that's one way to get your numbers up....8 votes, you're closing in!
Love your blog, Crash!! I went a week without my laptop and thought I was going to go into withdrawals.
Dudette! I asked two questions. Where do I vote? Are you stopping by Nor Cal? Speeeeak.
Dudette! If you read between the lines you'd see I answered your first question twice. Once here in the box and then I added it to the post. Click on the bloggers choice boxes on the right hand side bar.
And I'll forgive you after reading all that your days entail yesterday. Was today any better?
Oh, and NO, I'M NOT COMING TO NO CAL, OKAY!
But my husband make take me to San Fran for our 20th anniversary in March.
Aw, gee willikers Crash! Thanks! I am honored to be your Hyacinth!!
:-)
The word verifier on the blogger choice awards was CRAZY though. I thought about telling my family (Ma, Dar, AniC) to vote for you but my Ma would have a fit with the verifier. ha!
OMGOSH! I KNOW. What a sacrifice you all made on my behalf. Seriously. It took me like 30 minutes to sign up. What a nut!
Yay, Shelle! July? Yes, we must get together! Heck we could even unroll a sleeping bag for you if you want some time in Connecticut.
It would be a hoot and a half to explore NYC with you. I can just see us now arm in arm, skipping down Central Park. hehehehe
Are you brining your whole family?
When I said "Dudette" I meant it with the greatest of affection. Ask my daughters and their friends. I am an affectionate nerd stuck in the 80s.
Anyhow. Voted, voted and voted. After I registered. I'm impressed with myself. The brain is toast.
Love and awards. J
Oh bummer about the no Nor Cal. I'll think bannering thoughts as you fly over.
Hey Jami, how close are you to San Fran. I have a layover.
THANKS for voting! LY. And I mean LY with the greatest affection. Just as I meant dudette also with great affection.
You a great planner, and a great blogger. I am gonna go and vote for you.
You know what's funny. Listening to Always Look on the Bright Side of Life while scrolling past Kute Kasey's fiance.
TRY IT. IT's FUNNY.
YAY! My Diary. Thanks. But WHO are you?
I'm sooooooo excited you're coming to Utah!!! The best part, the snow will be gone by then!! Olive Garden and a Pedi party....can't wait! What are you coming to Utah for? (besides all your followers!)
The verifier says busno - so I guess we'll have to drive...bus - no!
Fairly close. That's why I was asking.
April may have to be dragged kicking and screaming for the first Pedi of her life - but she'll never go back to ungroomed toes afterward!!! Currently my big toe is broken (I think... why bother with an x-ray right?), but if it's pretty it won't bother me as much right?
Shelle - yeah, if we're friends in real life then maybe my hubby won't laugh so much when I tell him stories of my bloggy friends :)
Looks like I missed the partay. Going to vote- hoping to see wranglers/hubby/beach shot when I get back.
but first I had to listen to the bright side while scrolling over suli's pic....hahahaha that WAS funny!
hahaha!!! I agree with Sandi...that was funny and cute and it makes me want to fall in love with my hubby all over again!
Ok did my duty, where do I get my sticker?
woohoo it's me and April! do we get to have our own chatroom again tonight?
I want to be a part of the magic quilt soooo bad, I'm sitting here thinking and thinking of some fabric that might possibly have any deep meaning- I gotta come up with SOMETHING!
make sure it is a cotton blend. jersey knits just don't cut it (get it) in quilting.
Hey April!
Oh and Crash, I have a brother who could rustle you up some calf nuts if that helps in the competition.
BWWAHHHAAAAAA!!!!!
hellooooooooooooooo. I guess everyone's gone to bed. This is called "pulling a Kritta" Alright, it's midnight I guess I'll go too. I can't wait to hear more about the magic quilt and everybody's ideas. I certainly hope that Kristina will sacrifice a square of blue snugglie for the center piece!
I think it should have pink in it...for breast cancer.
Night Sandi!
Nighty night April dear, I hope you feel better tomorrow and get to go run through the streets nekkid!
Ha ha. I love listening to you two in the muppet gallery.
I love that it's pulling a Kritta!! You guys crack me up! I heart you all!
Do I get to make the quilt??
Huh HUH??!
Do I??
Happy Birthday Josi! (I forgot that earlier!)
Who is PW's husband? What's his name?
I heart PW. she's fun. But I hope you win Crash. I'm gonna go over there when I'm done talking to myself.
I made this really really cute heart quilt today. I think it would work well for our quilt IF I get to make it.
What are you going to Utah for?
Are you going to figure out why no one in Provo reads you?
I can't wait until I move stateside to be able to play with you girls!
I'm wishing april some energy so that she can go out and get a hot chocolate at the coffee stand.
PW doesn't have someone that made her a quilt.
PW doesn't have a follower blogger that lives next door. And helps you carry your bucket.
PW doesn't have a virtual twin or her cousin, or any of us over there talking in her chat room!
We heart you crash!
I think I closed up this comment box real nice! Going to vote.
Waiting for the blogger award thing to send me my confirmation so I can vote.
Lalalala
Guess I'll hang out here for a bit.
Aw shucks, guys! You're the best peeps in the world. So lucky. HEART YOU KRITTA.
OF COURSE you get to make the quilt. I thought you'd never ask.
Tell us all what to do? Do we need sizes or patterns or you'll take care of all that?
Don't forget to tell us the story about the heart quilt.
MAHALO Blogging MAMA for voting. Mahalo everyone. I'm so touched my eyes are sweating a little bit.
Alyson--We would LOVE to come and sleep in a sleeping bag to check out Connecticut!!! Seriously! I'm excited...we will even get more days off to come and hang!!! Or if that's creepy we don't mind getting a hotel and then meeting up to go see the sights!
And I would LOVE for you to come and hang out with us in New York...it's just going to be my husband and I...so seriously come and we can go raffle all the Broadway shows and see if we can get into any for cheap!!! Or just pay to see one...let's do it!!! But we want to come to Connecticut also!!!
Sorry Crash...had to answer Alyson...why don't we twitter everyone in one evening...that would be so much fun! Or all get on Google Chat or Facebook or something?
Anyhow...so glad you are doing the PO box thing for your quilt site! Very smart.
And I HONESTLY think I should be put up for Hottest Mommy Blogger of the year? Don't you think? I mean look at those underwater pics I posted...I was MADE to be hot, in OR out of water! :) hehehe...Especially since you are already in the Entertainment category and in the Best Blog of the Year category...
They don't have an etiquette category or I would DEF win that one...I know ALL the Etiquette stuff.
And DEF take Sandi up on those Calf Nuts.
And Kritta is AWESOME that she is our Magic Quilter-er maker-er--Am I pulling a Kritta right now? Or do I have to post all these paragraphs as one post?
I'm out!
Total party in the CT, Shelle! Totally NOT creepy to sleep over here. Just as long as you don't mind insane kids. I have a feeling you don't because I think you probably were one. hehehehe
Crash - hottest mommy blogger? You are total coolness!!!
NO ALYSON...Crash was not voted Hottest Mommy blogger, at least I don't think she has, maybe she has, but she already has Entertainment and best blog of the year categories so...I was saying I SHOULD be voted Hottest Mommy Blogger...
Have you seen my underwater pics? Come on now!!! :)
And YEA for sleeping over with crazy kids...I don't mind at all! K...so let's do this...it will be FUN!!! Sleepover at Alysons in July...anybody up for it?
Yay! Sleepover at my house!!!! Any other girls heading this way in July?
Crash nominated me for hottest mommy. I thought that was funny!
YAY!!!! I'm going to vote for Alyson!!!
There! Now Alyson has 3 votes!! YEAH!!!!!!!
Crash!!! You are starting to rack up the votes there dummy!!! WOW!!! Look at you!!!
I have some sand-washed silk, washable, that has a bunch of memories attached to it. Can that work or is it too slippery for a quilt? It feels mmmmmmm!
Hi Everyone!
I so wish I was going to be in New York on July 15th for the slumber party with Shelle and Alyson. But I'm excited because my Crash and Friends site is almost ready and that site is for all of our blog across America stories. I'm sure Alyson and Shelle will have plenty of cool photos and stories to tell. But S and A, you will have to get in a fist fight with someone and do a good deed for someone--maybe take a magic quilt to someone. Or stalk someone famous. (A New England Writer maybe--hint hint) NEED PHOTOS of the FIST FIGHT and the Famous people. OH, and photos of weird people would be good too.
Shelle, did you notice yet that I nominated you for best photog blog. Probably not. Everyone go vote for Shelle for best photog blog. Her Plush Moments site rocks. Shelle, I almost nominated you for hottest mommy blogger. YOU are HOT. And I almost nominated LO too, She's HOT too. I just didn't know how you guys would feel about the bikini contest.
SO EXCITED ABOUT THE MAGIC QUILT!!!!
CAN'T wait.
Oh peeps, I just have to say to those of you who are my facebook friends, my brother just posted a random photo of me getting a pedicure last time I was in Utah. It was my first pedicure ever and I LOVED IT. Tamn is so right.
But I have to say I didn't just have my lips injected with silicone, promise. It was a trick of the camera, or my lip gloss or something.
And btw, to those of you wondering why I'm coming to UTAH, my WHOLE ENTIRE family lives there so it's family time.
I'll do my best to get into a fist fight just for you. Like I said before, though, I have no upper-body strength. Can it be a kick fight? Or maybe a scratch-your-eyes-out fight? Cuz my nails are real strong.
Speaking of famous New England writers, did you see that a certain Ann Leary wrote on my facebook wall? Yippee! She confirmed the 12th of Feb for our interview.
Can we still be BBFF's Alyson what with that interview with Ann and all?
Can't wait to see you in July. I got my votes in. I just want to know who voted my for the Most Obnoxious blog??? (JK)
Okay, so I just went and read PW site - I'm sorry, it was nice and all, but she's got nothin' on you Crash!!
The wv is cougited - that sounds like something you would do at BYU.
I got so cougited after the game last night.
haha!!
I totally would have done a bikini contest! Even a topless! Just as long as I don't have to do a shoeless picture, remember?! :-)
Oh. I thought we were mad at her for 4th place. I am anyway.
Your husband is brawny?
Does he pose for paper towels?
Thanks Stephen, you are sooo supportive. (obnoxious blog . . . ha ha ha. good one, (but not true.)
Lo, OMGOSH, you must be a total hottie! I mean sheesh, girl. I would do shoeless before topless any day but that's the 2nd time you've volunteered to take your shirt off in my comment box. For such a G rated girl, you've got this inner stripper thing going on. That just got you nominated for hottest mommy blogger.
Mariko, I wasn't mad about 4th place. That was totally fair. I was mad because of all the public humiliation.
Perhaps my lovely daughter could have exaggerated? Or misinterpreted? Or misunderstood the remarks. They very possibly deserved it. Their project needs a lot of work.
I want to be #100!! Did I make it?
OMGOSH Val, you made it. AND that was the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me (about PW).
I'm not worthy! I'm NOT worthy! I'm not WORTHY!
So you've already made your summer plans? Wow you are early. Tell the boys the Jr. Olypmics is July 23rd in Chula Vista so that's another possible trip.
I voted for you for all three, I hope it worked. Is it a once a day vote thing or once forever?
I wouldn't put your hubby in Wranglers cuz that's going with a country western theme. Plus it's already been done and you are too original to copy.
You need to go with a Hawaiian basketball theme. So I'm thinking his cool flowered board shorts and a t-shirt while shooting a 3 pointer would be better.
There goes Martha, checking out Crash's hubby again!
Crash- remember, the topless comments are only b/c the feet are THAT bad. :)
WV-boriumpi- hahaha!! I can't think of a definition for it, but it's fun to day.
OMGOSH!!! Jack Black and Cloris Leachman making out :D !!!!!!
That was gross! Major Ewwwww factor.
I just about died laughing when Dwight pulled that commando knife off his leg and stabbed that dummy! Too funny!
It was soooo gross it was awesome!
Oh, and I died laughing too when Dwight cut the dummy's face off and did Hannibal Lector!
Okay what the what?
First Martha's eyeballing my husband and now Jack Black is making out with another woman. I feel so betrayed.
And dazed. And confused.
I'm guessing you're talking about The Office because it hasn't come on here yet. :( Now I'm excited.
But why did you keep taking the dummies name in vain?
Ok, it's Anjeny who made all the comments about your husband. You need to reread what she said.
hee hee Martha,
You're right. I KID. You know that, right. ha ha It's all Funny Farmer's fault.
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